06-20-2014, 12:09 PM
Mate you do a great job. I was having a quite, and respectful I might add, chuckle at your expense 'cause I know how particular you are.
Key points for dinner:
1. Start from the outside of the array of silverware and work inwards.
2. Swallow any pips or bones, don't spit them out.
3. No farting
4. Cover all bad ass bikie tats, except for the obligatory LOVE/HATE fist ink (black biro is quick and easy).
5. No farting
6. I know you don't do alcohol but a good impersonation of Marlon Brando in Apocolypse Now would impress the board.
7. Forget tip 1 and just stab at everything with your own serrated edge killing knife.
8. Forget tips 3 and 5.
Cheers and enjoy the function.
Key points for dinner:
1. Start from the outside of the array of silverware and work inwards.
2. Swallow any pips or bones, don't spit them out.
3. No farting
4. Cover all bad ass bikie tats, except for the obligatory LOVE/HATE fist ink (black biro is quick and easy).
5. No farting
6. I know you don't do alcohol but a good impersonation of Marlon Brando in Apocolypse Now would impress the board.
7. Forget tip 1 and just stab at everything with your own serrated edge killing knife.
8. Forget tips 3 and 5.
Cheers and enjoy the function.