I used to "tootel with vigor" on a daily basis. Now that I have upgraded my "exhaust box" maybe I will only have to "tootel melodiously". One can only hope.
I saw that or something just like it a few years ago.
Thanks for posting it and the early morning chuckle it gave me
But you have give them a "E" for effort
I worked for a Japanese computer company, Fujitsu, for 20 years. We use to have a blast reviewing their English versions of the service and operator manuals. Thanks for posting this, it brought back fond memories!