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Houtman, you no doubt enjoyed one particular sketch from this past Saturday Night Live.
29th of April 2020

"The fact that there’s a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven tells you about the anticipated levels of traffic to each."

Time for some lock down music, vocals by Bon.

Link to ACDC highway to hell, released in 1976 original film clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l482T0yNkeo

Regards NRTM
Our Governor just extended the stay at home order until may 29. Now called" Stay Safe Ohio order"

My tires are going to last a long time at this rate
Starting this Monday, our Premier's reopening some businesses: car dealers, marinas, golf clubs, nurseries, landscapers, car washes, some constructions ..
...and two Forum members ('14 & '17) + 1 more are going on a longer/500 kms trip Banana
(05-01-2020, 05:10 AM)The ferret_imp Wrote: [ -> ]Our Governor just extended the stay at home order until may 29. Now called" Stay Safe Ohio order"

My tires are going to last a long time at this rate

What does that mean, really? In Kentucky it seems to mean stay home if you're infected, think you're infected, or live with someone who is infected or thinks they're infected. If the foregoing doesn't apply, you're free to leave home.
Stichill...it means in Ohio if you are not an essential worker, or headed to grocery, pharmacy or check on an elderly person or to a park to exercise, technically you are supposed to stay in your residence. Actually in the new order I can't even find where it's alright to go to the park, but I believe you are

you can read the order here

https://www.nbc4i.com/community/health/c...xceptions/
Quote:17. Intent of this Order. The intent of this Order is to ensure that the maximum number of people self-isolate in their places of residence to the maximum extent feasible, while enabling additional day to day activities to continue, to slow the spread of to the greatest extent possible. When people need to leave their places of residence to perform or to otherwise facilitate authorized activities necessary for continuity of social and commercial life, they should at all times and as much as reasonably possible comply with Social Distancing Requirements. All provisions of this Order should be interpreted to effectuate this intent.
Strict.
ferret, I think your escape clause is: "When people need to leave their places of residence to perform or to otherwise facilitate authorized activities necessary for continuity of social and commercial life."

Police: "Where are you going on your beautifully restored but very dirty vintage Honda, sir?"

ferret: "Thank you Officer, but it's actually a late-model motorcycle and I like riding it but I don't like washing it. Pursuant to paragraph 17 of Ohio's Stay Safe Order, I need to leave my place of residence to perform or to otherwise facilitate authorized activities necessary for continuity of social and commercial life. So, Officer, as you can see I'm well aware of my civic duties and am absolutely complying with the order."
A COVID game. Add the next part of the conversation ...

(05-02-2020, 11:54 AM)Stichill_imp Wrote: [ -> ]ferret, I think your escape clause is: "When people need to leave their places of residence to perform or to otherwise facilitate authorized activities necessary for continuity of social and commercial life."

Police: "Where are you going on your beautifully restored but very dirty vintage Honda, sir?"

ferret: "Thank you Officer, but it's actually a late-model motorcycle and I like riding it but I don't like washing it. Pursuant to paragraph 17 of Ohio's Stay Safe Order, I need to leave my place of residence to perform or to otherwise facilitate authorized activities necessary for continuity of social and commercial life. So, Officer, as you can see I'm well aware of my civic duties and am absolutely complying with the order."

Police: "Mmm. It is a lovely bike and it's clear to me that you've carefully perused the order which is indeed commendable. But, I wonder whether you would mind explaining the social or commercial life being facilitated by your presence on the road today?"
(05-02-2020, 11:54 AM)Stichill_imp Wrote: [ -> ]ferret, I think your escape clause is: "When people need to leave their places of residence to perform or to otherwise facilitate authorized activities necessary for continuity of social and commercial life."

Police: "Where are you going on your beautifully restored but very dirty vintage Honda, sir?"

ferret: "Thank you Officer, but it's actually a late-model motorcycle and I like riding it but I don't like washing it. Pursuant to paragraph 17 of Ohio's Stay Safe Order, I need to leave my place of residence to perform or to otherwise facilitate authorized activities necessary for continuity of social and commercial life. So, Officer, as you can see I'm well aware of my civic duties and am absolutely complying with the order."

ROFL
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