My noble steed

[Nemo_imp]

Friend: "That sticker makes it look like the mask of a knight's horse"

Me: "Dude, I'm a friggin' knight!"

 

[Inhouse Bob]

Sir Nemo!

 

[immgunn_imp]

Classy

 

[the Ferret]

I'd call that steed the black knight

 

[Cormanus]

This is King Arthur meeting the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.