I did not see an arrow to a divorce lawyer as added pressure to the wife.
I think you just have to roll the attorney fees into the purchase price of the bike and amortize it out over the many years you will be riding it.
PS...don't show my previous comment to my current wife who I love deeply and would never trade for a second bike.... please don't ask the obvious follow up question, either. Sshhhhh
My wife's professional life revolves around flow charts...I think she'll produce a counter-offer flow chart in 3D with vivid colors in about 5 minutes.
Perfect Timing! I will print these off and place them around the house for my wife to see. She promised me a new (2nd) bike and new (1st) truck in 2021 ... but she's female and and a wife so promises seem to be negotiable