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The best laid schemes … gang aft agley
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RE: The best laid schemes … gang aft agley
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Wonderful read George and thanks for the parrot photos; seems Australia is blessed with many beautiful parrot species. A gorgeous little parrot, the Carolina Parakeet once graced SE North America but has been extinct for nearly 100 years.

Your take on American movies and TV are spot on. The garbage that passes for entertainment here is a disgrace. With a few exceptions like "The Best Years of Our Lives", there is little to recommend. American TV is a joke.

Wish I could have been on that ride with you.

Where's Tony?


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(09-15-2016, 10:40 AM)postoak_imp Wrote: Thanks, Cormanus, I enjoyed reading all that.

Thank you.

(09-16-2016, 03:07 AM)postoak_imp Wrote: I agree with you on "House of Cards". I haven't even bothered to watch the U.S. version as I'm sure it would disappoint.

Where are you from in Tasmania? I've been to Launceston, Strahan, Hobart, and Port Arthur.

I grew up in Hobart and lived there much of my adult life. Still have family there and enjoy getting back when I can. I'm hoping to ride there after the Philip Island MotoGP in October.

(09-15-2016, 11:32 AM)The ferret_imp Wrote: Some days can be trying that's for sure, but a ride usually sorts them for me....and the battery thing just drives you nuts doesn't it? At least with the old acid filled batts you got a little warning they were going down hill. My ST batt was installed Nov 2011. I'm thinking in November just go ahead and buy a new one, even though I am ..um..frugal as well, and hate to replace things if they don't need replacing.

Great pics and narration as always. That Blind Curve Prepare to Stop sign is a new one for me and I sold traffic signs for 25 years.

Thanks, Ferret. It's a great sign isn't it? Although I don't think I'd like to meet it on a road with heaps of traffic.

(09-15-2016, 11:46 AM)physics-teacher_imp Wrote: No 'roos in the road?

Mercifully not, physics-teacher. The 'roos are most active at dawn and dusk when sensible motorcyclists avoid riding. They're treacherous like deer.

(09-15-2016, 11:50 AM)DAC_imp Wrote: Great pics and report as always, Cormanus. You're a lucky boy. Nice to have a hill nearby to bump the bike with, lots of modern techno to find the dealership, plus a sandwich at the end!

Thanks. This is still not the end, I fear. I needed more than a sandwich when I got there!

(09-15-2016, 08:20 PM)Rocky_imp Wrote: Great narrative. I really enjoyed that Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

Thanks Rocky.

(09-16-2016, 04:37 AM)Haystack_imp Wrote: [q
And why, oh why, oh why, did America find it necessary to remake Ricky Gervais’ The Office which for comic genius is comparable only with Cleese’s Fawlty Towers?

Is it because Americans think only they can do anything properly? I have no idea; but I wondered about it as I walked to the car park and the waiting CB, blissfully unaware of what awaited me during the afternoon.

The worst day of riding is better than time spent in front of a screen watching TV crap.
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That is certainly the truth.

(09-16-2016, 06:40 AM)use2b_imp Wrote: everyone looks shifty to me mate , they might have those cheap $1 chinese keys and take off with a me bloody battery !
so you couldn't attach the charger Neg to the frame anywhere under the seat? and my gosh man your riding on the wrong side of the road ! that is how I got hit by a cab in hong kong in 72 they do the same thing!
BTW one of my favorite bands of all times was " men at work " what ever happened to them ? I would say more but it might be overkill. enjoyed the ride , somehow I think I was there !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY7S6EgSlCI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg

I'm not saying she wasn't right, but it still hurt.

(09-16-2016, 06:40 AM)use2b_imp Wrote: everyone looks shifty to me mate , they might have those cheap $1 chinese keys and take off with a me bloody battery !
so you couldn't attach the charger Neg to the frame anywhere under the seat? and my gosh man your riding on the wrong side of the road ! that is how I got hit by a cab in hong kong in 72 they do the same thing!
BTW one of my favorite bands of all times was " men at work " what ever happened to them ? I would say more but it might be overkill. enjoyed the ride , somehow I think I was there !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY7S6EgSlCI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg

There's a few places around the world that insist on riding on a different side of the road to the US and Europe.

(09-16-2016, 06:40 AM)use2b_imp Wrote: everyone looks shifty to me mate , they might have those cheap $1 chinese keys and take off with a me bloody battery !
so you couldn't attach the charger Neg to the frame anywhere under the seat? and my gosh man your riding on the wrong side of the road ! that is how I got hit by a cab in hong kong in 72 they do the same thing!
BTW one of my favorite bands of all times was " men at work " what ever happened to them ? I would say more but it might be overkill. enjoyed the ride , somehow I think I was there !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY7S6EgSlCI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg

Nice pun. It reached all the way down under.

They went the way of all good bands. Colin Hay, the singer and songwriter got into copyright trouble over Down Under which, except by the plaintiffs, is universally thought to suck, at least on the facts. He's still around and performing a mix of old an new stuff. Try—





(09-16-2016, 07:25 AM)redbirds_imp Wrote: Wonderful read George and thanks for the parrot photos; seems Australia is blessed with many beautiful parrot species. A gorgeous little parrot, the Carolina Parakeet once graced SE North America but has been extinct for nearly 100 years.

Your take on American movies and TV are spot on. The garbage that passes for entertainment here is a disgrace. With a few exceptions like "The Best Years of Our Lives", there is little to recommend. American TV is a joke.

Wish I could have been on that ride with you.

Where's Tony?

Thank you. One day I hope you and Sparky will find a way to get down here and go for a ride, although the report on the rest of the day may re-inform your view of the wisdom of riding with me!

(09-16-2016, 07:25 AM)redbirds_imp Wrote: Wonderful read George and thanks for the parrot photos; seems Australia is blessed with many beautiful parrot species. A gorgeous little parrot, the Carolina Parakeet once graced SE North America but has been extinct for nearly 100 years.

Your take on American movies and TV are spot on. The garbage that passes for entertainment here is a disgrace. With a few exceptions like "The Best Years of Our Lives", there is little to recommend. American TV is a joke.

Wish I could have been on that ride with you.

Where's Tony?

Taking a bit of a holiday from the forum I think. I'm looking forward to a bit of a ride with him during October.


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RE: The best laid schemes … gang aft agley
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Great trip report (and rant). There's nothing more fun than a winding mountain road and a CB1100. Also I feel your battery pain. Mine did exactly the same thing on the bike's 2nd birthday (batteries die young in the desert heat). Started up fine for a ride across town, then after the first stop, nothing. Push starting in a flat parking lot in 100+ degree temps wasn't fun.

Regarding the rant, I don't think the remaking of good shows from elsewhere (usually the U.K.) is because Americans think they can do them better. It's really just laziness. It's much easier to recycle a good concept from somewhere else than to come up with a brand new one. Just a few weeks ago I was pointing out to my nephew (a Ricky Gervais fan) how many popular American TV shows of the last decade, actually originated in the U.K. It's a surprising number to most Americans.

I was never a huge fan of Men at Work, but Collin Hay's work has inhabited my MP3 player for many years.

Ride on, Mate!


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RE: The best laid schemes … gang aft agley
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Great piece.

It's cheaper to buy the rights to a tv show/movie than to reverse it, but there's less payback. Remaking a show costs more, but can have a greater return and, also, allows the remake to be more relevant to its intended audience. I'm also sure that there's at least a little "we can do this better" attitude in some of these ventures.


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(09-16-2016, 12:25 PM)Flynrider_imp Wrote: Great trip report (and rant). There's nothing more fun than a winding mountain road and a CB1100. Also I feel your battery pain. Mine did exactly the same thing on the bike's 2nd birthday (batteries die young in the desert heat). Started up fine for a ride across town, then after the first stop, nothing. Push starting in a flat parking lot in 100+ degree temps wasn't fun.

Regarding the rant, I don't think the remaking of good shows from elsewhere (usually the U.K.) is because Americans think they can do them better. It's really just laziness. It's much easier to recycle a good concept from somewhere else than to come up with a brand new one. Just a few weeks ago I was pointing out to my nephew (a Ricky Gervais fan) how many popular American TV shows of the last decade, actually originated in the U.K. It's a surprising number to most Americans.

I was never a huge fan of Men at Work, but Collin Hay's work has inhabited my MP3 player for many years.

Ride on, Mate!

Thank you. I, too, have become a big Colin Hay fan. I recently came across Are you looking at me which I'm really enjoying.

(09-16-2016, 05:46 PM)EmptySea_imp Wrote: Great piece.

It's cheaper to buy the rights to a tv show/movie than to reverse it, but there's less payback. Remaking a show costs more, but can have a greater return and, also, allows the remake to be more relevant to its intended audience. I'm also sure that there's at least a little "we can do this better" attitude in some of these ventures.

Thank you.


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Big Fawlty Towers fan, btw


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Part 3—In which Cormanus survives a poor choice and makes it home

Reaching the car park, I got back into my riding gear. The bike started without pain, meaning I could move on from the battery saga, and I rode out avoiding a very large waste disposal truck busily emptying the sort of remote storage areas with which it’s better not to come in contact.

The morning, while not a disaster by any means, had not gone according to plan and I’d had lunch where I’d expected to have morning tea. Clearly the afternoon’s ride would have to be curtailed. What to do?

When planning the ride I’d discovered Duck Creek Road on the map. It would take me down from O’Reilly’s north-west rather than north into a valley close to where I could scoot across the Queensland-New South Wales border on one of my favourite roads and then head home. A bit of research had shown it was a dirt road. That wasn’t a problem: I don’t mind a bit of dirt riding, but I wasn’t completely sure of its condition and, at that time, I thought it might be a bit slow compared to retracing my steps and then heading south. Now, however, I could amuse myself with a bit of dirt and then make my way home.

At about that point in my musings I came to the start of Duck Creek Road.





I sat there for a bit, deciding whether to retrace my steps or try the dirt.

Having decided it hadn’t rained properly for ages and that if it started to deteriorate, I could turn around and come back, I set off into the bush.

Duck Creek Road is one of those roads finished by community effort rather than by government or local government; but, so is the Lions Road which I’ve travelled a number of times.


I like the idea of a do-it-yourself road

It’s a pretty enough road, with some great views:









And so it continued for a time. There was the odd rough patch, but ways around them and the CB was handling it all with aplomb. Two 4WDs came up behind me and I pulled over to let them past. The bloke in the front one yelled out the window, ‘Right mate?’. ‘Yes,” I replied, and they went on their way.

It’s said that if you put a frog in a pot of cold water and bring it to the boil, it doesn’t really notice the change in temperature and is cooked without great display of suffering. I’ve not put it to the test, but I now have a sense of what it might feel like. There was a moment when it dawned on me that, not only was the condition of Duck Creek Road getting worse, but turning around and heading back was no longer a serious option.

I was, you might say, cooked! That feeling of prickly heat you get when you know you’ve overreached yourself and wonder how on earth you’re going to get out of it erupted in my jacket for the first of a number of occasions.






Sections like these became more common and the paths through them became more difficult to negotiate. The road was also becoming steeper. I’d find myself stopping to work out the way through a section and then hoping that I could get my foot up and the brakes properly engaged in time to make it. The angle plus gravel plus narrowness of path plus the odd large rock made it a much trickier road than I want to ride on a bike as large and heavy as the CB1100.

The worst moment came when, half way down a steep section I came to a closed gate. It occurred to me that the blokes in the 4WDs might have closed it deliberately, but I quickly dismissed such an uncharitable thought. There was no way around it and to get through it, I had to turn the CB around so I could park it, get off, open the gate, turn around again, get through the gate, turn around to park, close the gate and then, finally turn around to keep going.

I turned to park to open the gate and thought I was stuck. The road surface wasn’t bad at that point, but my front wheel was right against the bank on one side with a slight ditch just behind it. I couldn’t for the life of me push the bike up the back side of the ditch enough to be able to turn it. I was worried that using the motor to see-saw my way through would eventually shoot me out of the ditch too fast and I’d come off when I tried to stop. Nor could I get off without putting the bike down which I simply was not going to do unless gravity, mishap or exhaustion forced me to it. I tried three or four times, pausing to rest between. I was too concerned even to curse. Eventually I managed to get just far enough away from the bank to be able to turn, just clear a rock and get back up the hill.


The CB pointing uphill as I walked back from opening the gate.

I thought about leaving the gate open, but years of school holidays mucking about on farms had drummed into me that you always leave a gate as you find it, so I didn’t.

There was another moment of stopping to negotiate a rough and slippery passage where I thought there was a good chance either the CB or I or both of us would hurtle over the edge of the road into an uncertain period of being airborne. We made it and not terribly long afterwards, I came to a gate at the end of the road.



The surface improved; but, better than that, it was only a few minutes until I was again on a sealed road which took me to the outskirts of Beaudesert. It may have been one of the best rides of my life. As the relief of having made it intact through an act of remarkable stupidity surged through my veins and the narrow, largely deserted, country road with its generally good surface unwound before me, I settled the bike at the speed limit and thoroughly enjoyed myself.

The ride home was pleasantly uneventful.

Ride4now, if you’re reading, it must have been the Gremlin Bell that brought me through. There was the odd scrape underneath on the way down, but it survived. Thank you.

I wouldn’t have enjoyed that road much on a dirt bike. I know in my bones I’m not a good enough rider. It was ambitious, shall we say, to ride it on a CB1100, although it rose to the occasion with aplomb. I’m sure its excellent front brakes applied often and gently were one of the factors in my getting through safely.

On the up side, I didn’t fall off; I did have yet another memorable day on the CB. And, in the road from Canungra to O’Reilly’s, I discovered another great riding road.

Some days after these events, and quite coincidentally, I read a post on the Australian Netrider forum in which the writer offered the opinion that, … a dirt bike is like a dildo. Anything can be one if you're brave enough. Or stupid enough, I guess!

Should you want to read the ride report in which that observation is contained, it’s [url=https://netrider.net.au/threads/trip-up-to-the-snowies-part-1.230775/]here. The writer’s not a bad story teller and it has a funny, if not terribly savoury episode involving a curious egg which has a neat dénouement towards the end.

And then, when I was writing this report, I came across Django’s [url=http://cb1100forum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=9478]post about his plans for next year which led me to the aptly named site [url=http://www.dangerousroads.org/]Dangerous Roads. Had I known about and consulted the site it would have told me simply: Duck Creek Road is a gravel road located in the Lamington National Park, on the Queensland/New South Wales border in Australia.
The road is 15,4 kilometers long. The unpaved sections of the road can be impassable when wet. (see [url=http://www.dangerousroads.org/australia-and-oceania/australia/3981-duck-creek-road.html]here).

I probably would still have been an idiot and ridden it!


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Its time to confess your on the payroll of the Australian Tourism Commission!

Good read.

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That was one rough looking road. You are my hero!

In my younger days I was suckered into trying some similar roads on a heavy street bike and always ended up with some scraped metal and plastic to show for it. Nowadays when pavement turns to unknown dirt, I surrender and turn around. I'll settle for exploring vicariously through you, my friend. Big Grin Good on 'ya!


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(09-17-2016, 04:54 PM)noroomtomove_imp Wrote: Its time to confess your on the payroll of the Australian Tourism Commission!

Good read.

Regards

Thank you. About 10 years ago, I had a brief association with Tourism Queensland, but that's as near as I've got.

(09-17-2016, 05:31 PM)Flynrider_imp Wrote: That was one rough looking road. You are my hero!

In my younger days I was suckered into trying some similar roads on a heavy street bike and always ended up with some scraped metal and plastic to show for it. Nowadays when pavement turns to unknown dirt, I surrender and turn around. I'll settle for exploring vicariously through you, my friend. Big Grin Good on 'ya!

I hope never to offer such a vicarious experience.

Co-incidentally, this afternoon I read a synopsis for the film Grimsby:

Quote:Nobby (Sacha Baron Cohen), a sweet but dimwitted English football hooligan, reunites with his long-lost brother Sebastian (Mark Strong), a deadly MI6 agent, to prevent a massive global terror attack and prove that behind every great spy is an embarrassing sibling. Nobby has everything a man from Grimsby could want, including 11 children and the most gorgeous girlfriend in the northeast of England (Rebel Wilson). There's only one thing missing: his little brother, Sebastian, who Nobby has spent 28 years searching for after they were separated as kids. Nobby sets off to reunite with Sebastian, unaware that not only is his brother MI6's deadliest assassin, but he's just uncovered plans for an imminent global terrorist attack. On the run and wrongfully accused, Sebastian realizes that if he is going to save the world, he will need the help of its biggest idiot.
I feel a little like Nobby!


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