Ideal Beater Bike

[Stichill_imp]

I live in the same area as ferret, and the weather here is miserably drizzly at the moment. And around here in the winter, we sometimes get clear, sunny days that are often cold and occasionally relatively warm...but the roads are still filthy with salt and sludge residue from recent snowy/icy weather. In summer, we get torrential rains and flash floods that wash all kinds of gravel, sand, mud, and fallen vegetation up onto the roadway. Even when the sun comes back out, the roads are a real mess.

In short, there are a lot of days that are otherwise ridable...if you don't mind your bike getting covered in salt and/or sloppy wet road dirt.

Now, I'm a guy who generally likes a clean bike. I'm not as meticulous as say, A-Man , but for reasons of self-esteem I don't like to ride around on a dirty bike. Too, I don't think it's especially good for the bike in terms of rust and corrosion, or scratching the paint due to a film of fine grit on it. Now, I realize that for some (ahem, ferret) a dirty bike is a sign of die-hard daily rider cred and I can't argue with that really.

Nevertheless, sometimes I would be inclined to ride but I don't want to deal with a dirty bike. Or, turn a lightly dirty bike into a complete mess. This brings me to the subject of this thread: the concept of a beater bike.

What's a "beater"? Up in the northern parts of the U.S. that see substantial snowfall and consequently live with slushy, salty roads much of the year, a lot of people have a "beater" car. It's a car that is essentially sacrificial from a cosmetic standpoint, but is otherwise roadworthy and reliable. Nobody washes a beater, and nobody cares whether or not their beater looks like crud. You just drive your beat-up beater and beat it to death.

So, brainstorming as a group, what would be some good candidates for a beater bike? We might think a little bit about the intended use: riding in inclement weather and under inhospitable road conditions of all descriptions. Therefore, I'm thinking ABS is a must (at least for me). Also preferable but not essential would be some type of low-maintenance final drive like belt or shaft. A chain would also be fine I suppose because you could just keep oiling it and not worry about cleaning the rear wheel.

There may be other riding conditions around the world where a beater bike would be handy: gravel roads, muddy roads, blistering sun that bakes plastics into dust, etc.

I think it goes without saying (but I'll say it) that a beater bike is by definition a used bike that is not costly and thus is considered more-or-less a consumable / disposable utility item. Not a problem if it has a dented tank or other road rash as long as it's safe and reliable to operate.

What do you think? What would be your ideal beater bike?

[the Ferret]

There are so many that could fit that description, however shaft drive models would be hard to find. I've thought about buying a beater with the caveat that it's not going to be used for long distance work so anything 250cc and above would probably work and $3500 would probably be my limit for spending on a beater.

A 250 adventure bike like a Honda CRF 250, a CB 500X ( my nephew bought a low mileage 2014 model for $2500 and has only put tires, oil & filter into it), older SV650 or Weestrom, a 150-400 scooter, a KLR 650, a CB250 or 300 Ninja, DR 350 Suzuki,
Might I add that for me, I roll up such high mileage on my bikes, they are worth next to nothing when I am done anyway, so I don't worry about their resale value. Once bikes get above 40,000 miles they get real hard to sell or trade in, and I try hard to put 100K miles on all my bikes so I don't worry about things like scratches in the paint, oxidation on bolts and engine cases or wheels, or a little grit or grime up under the fenders, or center stand. I do take very good care of my bikes mechanically and anything that needs fixing mechanically gets done at the local Honda Yamaha shop. But as far as washing and waxing and detailing, I'd rather be riding and getting my money's worth out of my bikes. I don't take care of them for " the next guy".

[LongRanger_imp]

They were a great value when new, and an even better value now that they're 20-30 years old: Kawasaki ZG1000 Concours. Great weather protection, shaft drive, locking bags, 7.5 gallon tank, 16 years in production so parts are readily available, reliable liquid-cooled 1000cc engine, plenty of performance if not a bit porky (600 lbs.) and buzzy above 80 mph. And no ABS. I see them for sale around here all the time with paltry miles (30,000 - 40,000) for less than $2000.

[Stichill_imp]

There are so many that could fit that description, however shaft drive models would be hard to find. I've thought about buying a beater with the caveat that it's not going to be used for long distance work so anything 250cc and above would probably work and $3500 would probably be my limit for spending on a beater.

A 250 adventure bike like a Honda CRF 250, a CB 500X ( my nephew bought a low mileage 2014 model for $2500 and has only put tires, oil & filter into it), older SV650 or Weestrom, a 150-400 scooter, a KLR 650, a CB250 or 300 Ninja, DR 350 Suzuki,
Might I add that for me, I roll up such high mileage on my bikes, they are worth next to nothing when I am done anyway, so I don't worry about their resale value. Once bikes get above 40,000 miles they get real hard to sell or trade in, and I try hard to put 100K miles on all my bikes so I don't worry about things like scratches in the paint, oxidation on bolts and engine cases or wheels, or a little grit or grime up under the fenders, or center stand. I do take very good care of my bikes mechanically and anything that needs fixing mechanically gets done at the local Honda Yamaha shop. But as far as washing and waxing and detailing, I'd rather be riding and getting my money's worth out of my bikes. I don't take care of them for " the next guy".

Nice idea! I was kind of thinking about the Honda 500cc twin platform as a candidate.

There are so many that could fit that description, however shaft drive models would be hard to find. I've thought about buying a beater with the caveat that it's not going to be used for long distance work so anything 250cc and above would probably work and $3500 would probably be my limit for spending on a beater.

A 250 adventure bike like a Honda CRF 250, a CB 500X ( my nephew bought a low mileage 2014 model for $2500 and has only put tires, oil & filter into it), older SV650 or Weestrom, a 150-400 scooter, a KLR 650, a CB250 or 300 Ninja, DR 350 Suzuki,
Might I add that for me, I roll up such high mileage on my bikes, they are worth next to nothing when I am done anyway, so I don't worry about their resale value. Once bikes get above 40,000 miles they get real hard to sell or trade in, and I try hard to put 100K miles on all my bikes so I don't worry about things like scratches in the paint, oxidation on bolts and engine cases or wheels, or a little grit or grime up under the fenders, or center stand. I do take very good care of my bikes mechanically and anything that needs fixing mechanically gets done at the local Honda Yamaha shop. But as far as washing and waxing and detailing, I'd rather be riding and getting my money's worth out of my bikes. I don't take care of them for " the next guy".

I totally understand that perspective. I'm that way about cars!

They were a great value when new, and an even better value now that they're 20-30 years old: Kawasaki ZG1000 Concours. Great weather protection, shaft drive, locking bags, 7.5 gallon tank, 16 years in production so parts are readily available, reliable liquid-cooled 1000cc engine, plenty of performance if not a bit porky (600 lbs.) and buzzy above 80 mph. And no ABS. I see them for sale around here all the time with paltry miles (30,000 - 40,000) for less than $2000.

Nice! Way to accelerate the exercise, LR!
ferret, the CB250 looks like you could just hose it down every now and then. Simplicity at its finest.

[the Ferret]

I know where there is one of those same color for $800 I think

[GoldOxide_imp]

My 2 cents ...
[ul] [li]2014 Honda Forza 300: Suitable for suburban and urban mule runs. Truly "hop 'n' go" experience. Bullet proof thumper, cheap on dino, cheap to own. Some protection from the [road] elements. Freeway worthy for inter-city distances. Lots of under seat storage. Who doesn't like built-in storage? Of the bunch, probably the most usable in snow conditions.[/li] [li] '82/'83 Yamaha 650 Maxim: Super cheap to acquire, workhorse engine and good general construction. Comfortable seat, shaft drive, no fuss inline-4 and a 5-speed mule. Style is not bad, looks good dirty, and has usable power. It is a bit buzzy at freeway speeds.[/li] [li](+1) on the Honda CB500X. Probably the best lookin' of this lot.[/li] [li]I am thinking a used late model Kawasaki Versys 650 LT. Pricier of the bunch on this list, but used price should be attractive compared to other brands. The bike is quite versatile, but generally a more friendly ride for long legged owners. Good for long range riding and rough roads.
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[Stichill_imp]

My 2 cents ...
[ul] [li]2014 Honda Forza 300: Suitable for suburban and urban mule runs. Truly "hop 'n' go" experience. Bullet proof thumper, cheap on dino, cheap to own. Some protection from the [road] elements. Freeway worthy for inter-city distances. Lots of under seat storage. Who doesn't like built-in storage? Of the bunch, probably the most usable in snow conditions.[/li] [li] '82/'83 Yamaha 650 Maxim: Super cheap to acquire, workhorse engine and good general construction. Comfortable seat, shaft drive, no fuss inline-4 and a 5-speed mule. Style is not bad, looks good dirty, and has usable power. It is a bit buzzy at freeway speeds.[/li] [li](+1) on the Honda CB500X. Probably the best lookin' of this lot.[/li] [li]I am thinking a used late model Kawasaki Versys 650 LT. Pricier of the bunch on this list, but used price should be attractive compared to other brands. The bike is quite versatile, but generally a more friendly ride for long legged owners. Good for long range riding and rough roads.
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Very interesting suggestion. I'm not an irrational scooter snob. This is viable if the objective is to get out there on two wheels by whatever means necessary.

My 2 cents ...
[ul] [li]2014 Honda Forza 300: Suitable for suburban and urban mule runs. Truly "hop 'n' go" experience. Bullet proof thumper, cheap on dino, cheap to own. Some protection from the [road] elements. Freeway worthy for inter-city distances. Lots of under seat storage. Who doesn't like built-in storage? Of the bunch, probably the most usable in snow conditions.[/li] [li] '82/'83 Yamaha 650 Maxim: Super cheap to acquire, workhorse engine and good general construction. Comfortable seat, shaft drive, no fuss inline-4 and a 5-speed mule. Style is not bad, looks good dirty, and has usable power. It is a bit buzzy at freeway speeds.[/li] [li](+1) on the Honda CB500X. Probably the best lookin' of this lot.[/li] [li]I am thinking a used late model Kawasaki Versys 650 LT. Pricier of the bunch on this list, but used price should be attractive compared to other brands. The bike is quite versatile, but generally a more friendly ride for long legged owners. Good for long range riding and rough roads.
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Looks-wise, the Maxim has it by a mile! I really like it! Maybe almost too much...I'd be tempted to pamper it.

[the Ferret]

you don't want to buy a beater you are tempted to pamper

[Stichill_imp]

I know where there is one of those same color for $800 I think

That is insanely cheap. Ms. Stichill would flip her lid! I need to get my GT gone!

[GoldOxide_imp]

you don't want to buy a beater you are tempted to pamper

I owned a Maxim 650 that was weather-beaten, sun-faded and a bit crusty. But, the rubber components were good, the seat had no cracks or tears, no dents in the tank - but there were fine scratches. I did the routine maintenance and the bike never let me down. I never had to wash it because it was naturally weathered. Rode it for several years and sold it for the same price I bought it for. Insurance? ... just did the liability. Nobody wants to steal an old Maxim.

My 2 cents ...
[ul] [li]2014 Honda Forza 300: Suitable for suburban and urban mule runs. Truly "hop 'n' go" experience. Bullet proof thumper, cheap on dino, cheap to own. Some protection from the [road] elements. Freeway worthy for inter-city distances. Lots of under seat storage. Who doesn't like built-in storage? Of the bunch, probably the most usable in snow conditions.[/li] [li] '82/'83 Yamaha 650 Maxim: Super cheap to acquire, workhorse engine and good general construction. Comfortable seat, shaft drive, no fuss inline-4 and a 5-speed mule. Style is not bad, looks good dirty, and has usable power. It is a bit buzzy at freeway speeds.[/li] [li](+1) on the Honda CB500X. Probably the best lookin' of this lot.[/li] [li]I am thinking a used late model Kawasaki Versys 650 LT. Pricier of the bunch on this list, but used price should be attractive compared to other brands. The bike is quite versatile, but generally a more friendly ride for long legged owners. Good for long range riding and rough roads.
[/li][/ul]

Very interesting suggestion. I'm not an irrational scooter snob. This is viable if the objective is to get out there on two wheels by whatever means necessary.

My 2 cents ...
[ul] [li]2014 Honda Forza 300: Suitable for suburban and urban mule runs. Truly "hop 'n' go" experience. Bullet proof thumper, cheap on dino, cheap to own. Some protection from the [road] elements. Freeway worthy for inter-city distances. Lots of under seat storage. Who doesn't like built-in storage? Of the bunch, probably the most usable in snow conditions.[/li] [li] '82/'83 Yamaha 650 Maxim: Super cheap to acquire, workhorse engine and good general construction. Comfortable seat, shaft drive, no fuss inline-4 and a 5-speed mule. Style is not bad, looks good dirty, and has usable power. It is a bit buzzy at freeway speeds.[/li] [li](+1) on the Honda CB500X. Probably the best lookin' of this lot.[/li] [li]I am thinking a used late model Kawasaki Versys 650 LT. Pricier of the bunch on this list, but used price should be attractive compared to other brands. The bike is quite versatile, but generally a more friendly ride for long legged owners. Good for long range riding and rough roads.
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Looks-wise, the Maxim has it by a mile! I really like it! Maybe almost too much...I'd be tempted to pamper it.

Yeah, the Maxim 650 is a bit of a sex machine.

The successors, the Maxim 700 and Maxim 750X were even hotter. The 750X is really not a beater candidate, but more of a 105 hp collectible. It has a 20 valve inline-4.