11-02-2016, 10:43 PM
Desirability and beauty are too subjective criteria... That eye of the beholder thing, ya' know. I, however, herein offer a few of the countless scientific facts that make the black 2014 the most bada** of all CBs.
1. Superheroes who wear black are cooler.
2. As observed in CB population ecology, the blacks tend to be the alpha males of the pack while the DLXs are the older members of the population caught in a constant struggle of trying to show the younger, stronger, better looking members that they "still got it".
3. The bigger tank and the second pipe are clear signals of Freudian compensation for "other shortcomings"
4. The Gollum-like detrimental changes to their physical appearance and obsessive behavior that DLX jockeys exhibit with the wheels and motor of their rides have led researchers to conclude that Honda forged those two items in the fires of Mordor. After-dusk video filmed in non-controlled environments (2016, Big Walker Motel, Bland, VA) have revealed two-pipers crouching next to their DLXs and obsessively caressing these parts while whispering "my precious".
5. Nemo has one.
I hope this settles the inquiry. References to the peer-reviewed literature available upon request.
1. Superheroes who wear black are cooler.
2. As observed in CB population ecology, the blacks tend to be the alpha males of the pack while the DLXs are the older members of the population caught in a constant struggle of trying to show the younger, stronger, better looking members that they "still got it".
3. The bigger tank and the second pipe are clear signals of Freudian compensation for "other shortcomings"
4. The Gollum-like detrimental changes to their physical appearance and obsessive behavior that DLX jockeys exhibit with the wheels and motor of their rides have led researchers to conclude that Honda forged those two items in the fires of Mordor. After-dusk video filmed in non-controlled environments (2016, Big Walker Motel, Bland, VA) have revealed two-pipers crouching next to their DLXs and obsessively caressing these parts while whispering "my precious".
5. Nemo has one.
I hope this settles the inquiry. References to the peer-reviewed literature available upon request.