A Story About A Hat

[the Ferret]

A good read. Glad you two were reunited. I like hats but they don't care for me. No matter which one I try on, I tend to get that look from my wife where she scrunches her nose, lifts an eyebrow and does a strange twist of her lips. I get annoyed, look at myself in the mirror and realize she's right. I don't know if it's my head that's odd or my face or both. But if I ever do find a hat that doesn't make me look like a goober, I'll treasure it forever.