02-20-2016, 10:15 PM
(02-20-2016, 09:12 AM)Cormanus_imp Wrote: Recipe for roast cat
Take one medium-sized cat.
Skin
Spray lightly with Dr Dactyl's Omnigrade cooking oil
Place on a baking dish with one medium sized common or garden rock
Place in an oven at 230ºC and cook until the rock is soft
Chuck the cat and enjoy the rock with Cranberry sauce and vegetables of your choice.
Now we know the secret of "mystery meat" at Chinese restaurants.
And may we expect your latest edition of Oz Cookery soon Cormanus?
