Draining oil : hot, warm or cold

Not taking the bait because I only use 10W40 Honda GN4, Shell Rotella T6, or Motul 5100 depending on the machine, sale price, how I feel, the arrangement of last year's autumn leaves versus this year's, and the distance from the throttle side RLET relative to the closest moon surface.
 
The ferret_imp said:
lol motorcyclists have the ability to take something so simple and make it so complicated
We have to keep Forum alive, when is slowing down.....
:beerchug:
 
Gone in 60_imp said:
By the way, what kind of oil should I be using? :P
Pterodactyl_imp said:
The ferret_imp said:
hubris? Isn't that the pasty stuff made out of squashed chick peas?
EmptySea_imp said:
No no, Mickey. It's a cedar box in which you store cigars.
Papa Weeley_imp said:
Huh. I always thought it was something that was very funny.
Hubris? Could be good for a personalised plate but it is none of the above I'm afraid.

HUBRIS is, in fact, a fully synthetic Omni Grade Motorcycle Oil. It is especially formulated for the CB1100. It is, despite being synthetic, a fully natural, grass fed, cholesterol and gluten free product. It is approved by the UNHCMO*, the IPCC and the CIA. It is guaranteed to eradicate and/or prevent engine noises, rattling, sputtering and vibration, frame rot, suspension chatter, brake binding, steering oscillatiions and other common CB maladies. A drop or two applied to the ECM will remove all limiters and result in massive increases in power and torque. It also may be effacious in the prevention of high side, low side and other rider induced moments. It is rumoured that a certain very successful MotoGP racer uses HUBRIS. To obtain Dr Dactyl's HUBRIS oil please send to Dr Dactyl your credit card details by Email. Be quick, it is in very short supply.

Cheers

* the United Nations High Commission for Motorcycle Oils.
 
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Cormanus_imp said:
Gone in 60_imp said:
By the way, what kind of oil should I be using? :P
Pterodactyl_imp said:
The ferret_imp said:
hubris? Isn't that the pasty stuff made out of squashed chick peas?
EmptySea_imp said:
No no, Mickey. It's a cedar box in which you store cigars.
Papa Weeley_imp said:
Huh. I always thought it was something that was very funny.
Hubris? Could be good for a personalised plate but it is none of the above I'm afraid.

HUBRIS is, in fact, a fully synthetic Omni Grade Motorcycle Oil. It is especially formulated for the CB1100. It is, despite being synthetic, a fully natural, grass fed, cholesterol and gluten free product. It is approved by the UNHCMO*, the IPCC and the CIA. It is guaranteed to eradicate and/or prevent engine noises, rattling, sputtering and vibration, frame rot, suspension chatter, brake binding, steering oscillatiions and other common CB maladies. A drop or two applied to the ECM will remove all limiters and result in massive increases in power and torque. It also may be effacious in the prevention of high side, low side and other rider induced moments. It is rumoured that a certain very successful MotoGP racer uses HUBRIS. To obtain Dr Dactyl's HUBRIS oil please send to Dr Dactyl your credit card details by Email. Be quick, it is in very short supply.

Cheers

* the United Nations High Commission for Motorcycle Oils.
Pterodactyl_imp said:
The ferret_imp said:
hubris? Isn't that the pasty stuff made out of squashed chick peas?
EmptySea_imp said:
No no, Mickey. It's a cedar box in which you store cigars.
Papa Weeley_imp said:
Huh. I always thought it was something that was very funny.
Hubris? Could be good for a personalised plate but it is none of the above I'm afraid.

HUBRIS is, in fact, a fully synthetic Omni Grade Motorcycle Oil. It is especially formulated for the CB1100. It is, despite being synthetic, a fully natural, grass fed, cholesterol and gluten free product. It is approved by the UNHCMO*, the IPCC and the CIA. It is guaranteed to eradicate and/or prevent engine noises, rattling, sputtering and vibration, frame rot, suspension chatter, brake binding, steering oscillatiions and other common CB maladies. A drop or two applied to the ECM will remove all limiters and result in massive increases in power and torque. It also may be effacious in the prevention of high side, low side and other rider induced moments. It is rumoured that a certain very successful MotoGP racer uses HUBRIS. To obtain Dr Dactyl's HUBRIS oil please send to Dr Dactyl your credit card details by Email. Be quick, it is in very short supply.

Cheers

* the United Nations High Commission for Motorcycle Oils.
Is this true or are you fibbing ? (again )
 
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