This Meeting Of The Columbus, OH CB1100 Owners' Club Will Come To Order

[JackBaruth_imp]

The black one's mine, complete with scratches from where a meth head shoved it over while I was at work.

Who's the red one? Any of you guys?

[the Ferret]

Shame about the damage to your bike, did you catch the meth head?

[JackBaruth_imp]

Shame about the damage to your bike, did you catch the meth head?

Corporate security trailed the guy and called the cops. They were busy with Vice President Biden's motorcade, so they didn't want to waste their time with me.

I found out when I got out at the end of the day and found a note on my bike telling me what had happened.

They showed me the video, but it's from a far enough distance that it could be anybody doing it.

[the Ferret]

Man that stinks.

[soulmachine_imp]

Where-abouts in Columbus you at?

I spent ten years in Columbus, years ago.

[DAC]

Sorry to hear about the damage, Jack. Really stinks.

[JackBaruth_imp]

Where-abouts in Columbus you at?

I spent ten years in Columbus, years ago.

I'm in Powell, but working downtown.

And I think the phrase you're looking for is..

"I spent ten years in Columbus, one weekend."

[Cormanus]

I'm sorry to hear about the damage too, Jack. There are 10 Ohioan '13s on the register. Could be one of them.

[the Ferret]

That's a 14 Dlx Cormanus. See the silver motor and the chrome header pipes?

[Cormanus]

You're right, Ferret. Of course. There's only two of them on the register. It's not you and, if I recall it correctly, it's not DAC's either.