Van asked me to have a word with you fine gentlemen.

[redbirds_imp]

Van, my hat is off to you sir. Splendid writing, entertaining and full of fine humor.

[Guth_imp]

VLJ I think you are infatuating here. There's no way Monica let you ride her. I know Monica, she likes virgin teenagers. You're no virgin and for sure you're not a teenager...

Ya' think?



Quote:There's no way Monica let you ride her. I know Monica, she likes virgin teenagers. You're no virgin and for sure you're not a teenager...
She's actually a virtual clone of my first wife, but...yeah.

Ya' think?



Quote:There's no way Monica let you ride her. I know Monica, she likes virgin teenagers. You're no virgin and for sure you're not a teenager...
She's actually a virtual clone of my first wife, but...yeah.

We all want some photos here VLJ...you know, we all have to prove our selves every day...

Yeah, not really.

You kids hustle along and get back to class now. And don't let me catch you back here behind the gymnasium with your Dad's magazines again...

[pdedse]

VLJ that was awesome I must say. Best introduction of a CB evar!

I also love how you are now telling ME how smooth, fast and ultimately rideable the CB 1100 is. Quite the turn of event since 2013 lol.

Think I will copy and send your intro to Jeremy in Texas lol

Oh and congrats and welcome to the club!

Nope, I wasn't telling you those things. Far be it from me to tell you anything you don't already know about the CB1100. I was merely telling Monica how happy you will be to hear that I find her to be all those things, as opposed to your dismay upon reading the news of the CB's heavy steering and somewhat clunky tranny in my review of Eric's '14 Standard.

Monica's description is merely confirmation of that which you already know.

If you send this thing to Jeremy, please post his response here, if he's willing.
Ulvetanna, yep, I couldn't be less concerned now with any potential shortcomings of the CB1100, in the sporting sense. While I do plan to try to slow down on the CB, I fully expect that she will acquit herself quite nicely on my favorite roads. I saw the way Eric was hauling tail on his '14 Standard while staying in my mirrors during one medium-fast section of our ride in the Sierra foothills. I would imagine that he or I would have gone faster (and easier) on Monica, with her superior suspension, much quicker and more neutral handling, and smoother tranny. Simply throwing a set of new, non-squared-off, properly inflated tires on Eric's bike would likely make a world of difference, right off the bat.

I anticipate dragging Monica's peg feelers fairly easily, and I've decided not to care when it happens. It will shock me initially, then I'll get used to it. If it becomes an issue, I'll remove them. No biggie.

Do I expect Monica to hang with the XSR on Mosquito Ridge or Skagg's Springs Rd? No, of course not, nor will I ever ask such things of her. Will she still manage just fine on those types of roads? Absolutely.

Which reminds me, I need to come up with a name now for the XSR. She's the garage metal version with the two-tone black and burgundy seat, and a full carbon fiber Akrapovic exhaust system.

Any suggestions?

La Celosa

[Ulvetanna_imp]

This level of anthropomorphism is really getting nauseating. Ugh.

Ride the dang motorcycle already and come back with report, will ya?

[VLJ_imp]

I'm not retired, Ulvetanna. I still have to go to work. I'm at work all day today, tomorrow, and Saturday. I'll be able to ride her the few minutes it takes to get to work, but that's nothing. I won't be able to go do another real ride until Sunday.

[Ben70_imp]

Great read, glad you made the correct assumptions regarding the handling on the '14 you rode. It's been fun following your posts leading up to this match made in Heaven.
Looking forward to your follow up and hope it's a nice day Sunday. We would't want Monica to get her petticoat wet.

Ben

[VLJ_imp]

VLJ that was awesome I must say. Best introduction of a CB evar!

I also love how you are now telling ME how smooth, fast and ultimately rideable the CB 1100 is. Quite the turn of event since 2013 lol.

Think I will copy and send your intro to Jeremy in Texas lol

Oh and congrats and welcome to the club!

Nope, I wasn't telling you those things. Far be it from me to tell you anything you don't already know about the CB1100. I was merely telling Monica how happy you will be to hear that I find her to be all those things, as opposed to your dismay upon reading the news of the CB's heavy steering and somewhat clunky tranny in my review of Eric's '14 Standard.

Monica's description is merely confirmation of that which you already know.

If you send this thing to Jeremy, please post his response here, if he's willing.
Ulvetanna, yep, I couldn't be less concerned now with any potential shortcomings of the CB1100, in the sporting sense. While I do plan to try to slow down on the CB, I fully expect that she will acquit herself quite nicely on my favorite roads. I saw the way Eric was hauling tail on his '14 Standard while staying in my mirrors during one medium-fast section of our ride in the Sierra foothills. I would imagine that he or I would have gone faster (and easier) on Monica, with her superior suspension, much quicker and more neutral handling, and smoother tranny. Simply throwing a set of new, non-squared-off, properly inflated tires on Eric's bike would likely make a world of difference, right off the bat.

I anticipate dragging Monica's peg feelers fairly easily, and I've decided not to care when it happens. It will shock me initially, then I'll get used to it. If it becomes an issue, I'll remove them. No biggie.

Do I expect Monica to hang with the XSR on Mosquito Ridge or Skagg's Springs Rd? No, of course not, nor will I ever ask such things of her. Will she still manage just fine on those types of roads? Absolutely.

Which reminds me, I need to come up with a name now for the XSR. She's the garage metal version with the two-tone black and burgundy seat, and a full carbon fiber Akrapovic exhaust system.

Any suggestions?

La Celosa

La Celosa
Nice.

[suhawk305]

Congrats VLJ, do not ever refer Monica as being “heavy” or you will have all sorts of problems with her!

[VLJ_imp]

Can I at least get away with referring to her as "plush"?

[Ulvetanna_imp]

I'm not retired, Ulvetanna. I still have to go to work. I'm at work all day today, tomorrow, and Saturday. I'll be able to ride her the few minutes it takes to get to work, but that's nothing. I won't be able to go do another real ride until Sunday.

Well, you'll get 'round to it.