Left or Right Mount Up ?

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Well everyone always says Americans are cowboys, so I mount mine like a horse from the left. OR I just run up from behind it and and jump, putting my hands on the back of the seat and plop down in the saddle Just like in the movies for a quick getaway.

I do this, too, but at my age I have to put a step stool down behind the rear tire which requires my henchman to pick it up. I usually get away, but I've been going through henchmen like sh*t through a goose.

(we mount from the left just like you do 99% of the time).