The Cormanus Chronicles

[Tev62]

Continuing on the theme of misused English. Myself and some buddies do a Sunday Breakfast run and try and find a café for a "Full Irish". (Fried Breakfast). We run out every Sunday, 52 weeks a year (unless the weather is exceptionally bad, it usually takes snow or bad ice to stop us). I go about 12 times a year, my waistline won't survive 52 Full Irish Breakfasts!

At one stop the menu included "Free Range Sausages". Myself and my retired school teacher buddy looked up at each other and simultaneously laughed our heads off. We couldn't resist asking the waitress if the sausages got free rein of the car park and adjoining field outside. That went straight over her head so we gave it up :-)