Rubber Lever End Thingies

[pdedse]

Gee, mjwasti, I think we might require the skills of a competent grammarian here. pdedse? Someone? Isn't RLET Racing a compound noun?

I'm struggling to think how to use RLET as an adjective except, perhaps, in a phrase—e.g. "Arnie looked very handsome in his fitting-like-an-RLET t-shirt"—but it's a bit contrived. "RLETs Racing" makes me think of RLETs' racing, which could be a fun spectacle. I'll bet the little suckers can go.

All of which is a long way of saying that, for lots of reason, the best name for EmptySea's and Inhouse Bob's CB1100 racing outfit ends up being RLET Racing.

RLET is a noun “acting as an adjective” to describe Racing and therefore should be singular. Anyway, the important thing is to have them fitted to our CBs.

We mustn't underestimate the power of language in general and that of RLETs in particular. We can't put RLETs in some grammarian box and expect them to stay contained.

IF RLET is a noun that can act as an adjective, then it can function as other parts of speech as well.

RLET (n): My right side RLET split upon install, now I need to buy two more.

RLET (adj): RLET Racing is the most pure form of racing today.

RLET (vb): Wow, you really RLETTED that mirror right on! (sarcastic in meaning, as in "what took you so long to get those mirrors on!")

RLET (adv): "How did your day go, sweetie?" --> "It went rather RLETedly, I'm afraid; I just couldn't get anything to go right"

RLET (interjection): Ahhh, RLETs!!! How many times are we gonna go through proper installation techniques?

Collins and Websters need to do some updating.

But...there is the matter of pronunciation.

Is it...

1)ÁR-LET

2)Ruh-LÉT

3) AR-EL-EE-TEE (similar to "reality")

4) ...or other?