Missing RLET; Safe To Ride...?

[Cormanus]

As I said to the wife’s sister in the bath this morning, “I reckon that pekingduck fella can talk to dogs.”

[pekingduck]

As I said to the wife’s sister in the bath this morning, “I reckon that pekingduck fella can talk to dogs.”

Actually, the dog talks to me. I don't talk back to him. I just write down what he says. He has trouble texting.

[Cormanus]

Maybe let him grow one claw on his dominant front paw?

[pekingduck]

Maybe let him grow one claw on his dominant front paw?

No, I tried that once before. He's a mean drunk after just a couple spilled beers.

I've let my beard grow out, so now I can braid it over the scar.

[Cormanus]

Put an RLET on it!

[pekingduck]

Put an RLET on it!

Of course! Brilliant solution!! But then i couldn't hear him sneak up on me.

[Cormanus]

Other than suggesting you add insult to injury by making him wear a cat bell that you’ll hear tinkle when he sneaks, I’m not sure I can help much more. You’ll just have to keep taking notes. I think you should publish them somewhere.

[GoldOxide_imp]

Other than suggesting you add insult to injury by making him wear a cat bell that you’ll hear tinkle when he sneaks, I’m not sure I can help much more. You’ll just have to keep taking notes. I think you should publish them somewhere.