My, how times have changed

[Gone in 60]

Got out of bed this morning and realized that I am old.

older than me 

I'm old. And you're both older than me. Not sure what that says.

I know people mostly meet on apps these days, but in 2005, Mrs. G and I met the old fashioned way, on match.com.

I met my wife the ancient way: by being introduced to her. You must be a young man indeed, Gone.

Ha! My first internet date was in 1999. 

I was "introduced" to someone. It went sideways instantly. I don't trust my friends' judgement to introduce a potential mate to anyone. 

Here's something else cool, or perhaps ominous, about how times have changed. Our company home page used to show the boss posing commandingly on a bike just below the Hollywood sign. Cool, but it didn't send the clear message that we're a medical service provider, and following a recent photo shoot, it was updated to show our riders pulling up to a hospital. 

My Mom said she missed the Hollywood sign picture. So, I took a picture of me riding in traffic, and told Gemini to add the Hollywood sign in the background. Looks pretty convincing, don't you think?

[Cormanus]

'Cept that's not you, is it?