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(04-29-2014, 06:51 AM)Tortuga_imp Wrote: (04-28-2014, 10:19 AM)Cormanus_imp Wrote: (04-28-2014, 09:55 AM)Tortuga_imp Wrote: (04-27-2014, 12:43 PM)Cormanus_imp Wrote: (04-27-2014, 08:03 AM)Tortuga_imp Wrote: (04-24-2014, 06:52 AM)DAC_imp Wrote: Wendy must have used 10W-40. Shoulda known better.
(J/K. A very unsafe post - living in the now.)
Now that was funny!
(04-25-2014, 09:25 AM)Cormanus_imp Wrote: Good thread Tortuga. One of the reasons this is such a great forum is people's willingness to discuss these other issue.
As we get older the list of things that might kill or incapacitate us soon—vehicle accidents, disease, age, dementia, etc etc—gets longer or the moment gets closer or both. Seems to me it gets more important to try to do as many of the things that give you pleasure as possible even if that involves risk.
I choose not to watch the spills videos. Probably because ignorance is bliss and constant reminders of how vulnerable one is might lessen the pleasure. I wear safety gear, take the best care I can and try to become a better rider. I know I'm not as good as many others and always try to ride within my abilities.
I'm glad I got back into it. It is a great source of pleasure, risk or no risk.
By the way, Pterodactyl, I endorse your sentiments about the nanny state and latte, but there's nothing wrong with a fine Chardonnay. Nothing at all.
Although I prefer a nice chilled Pinot Grigio, I agree on the other points. Why worry your ever decreasing life away, when you can end it in one spectacular motorbike crash? make sure you get it on camera though, so the YouTubers can learn from it (or chuckle/gasp depending on mental state).
I think when you're young "death or glory" resonates with you, past 40 it's more "I'll just take the glory, if I may?"
(04-26-2014, 06:25 PM)Pterodactyl_imp Wrote: Cormanus, Sounds good to me. And my humble apologies to those members who like dressing gowns/slippers/sitcoms or even camomile tea and ride like hell on wheels.
Cheers 
Yeah, but no Chardonnay remember, you poofters! 
Did the Australian series Kath and Kim screen in the UK?
Did the Australian series Kath and Kim screen in the UK?
I don't know. I've not heard of it.
(04-27-2014, 12:35 PM)Red Mist_imp Wrote: (04-27-2014, 10:07 AM)Tortuga_imp Wrote: (04-27-2014, 09:58 AM)Red Mist_imp Wrote: I just realized that I have more fear of death or injury putting this bike on the centerstand than I do when riding it!
What centre stand ? 
What centre stand ? The one sitting in a storage box in my garage.
What centre stand ? The one sitting in a storage box in my garage.
I've heard they are pretty gnarly beasts to operate, so it's for the best you've removed 'The Widow Maker'.
Did the Australian series Kath and Kim screen in the UK?
I don't know. I've not heard of it.
It's about a mother (Kath) and daughter (Kim) who are not very well educated and living in a large and ghastly suburb on the edge of Melbourne. The sort of folk who reinforce many English prejudices about Australians. 
There's a wonderful episode where they go to the races and Kim gets as full as a London Tube carriage in peak hour and keeps demanding "card-on-nay". A helpful chap says to her, "It's shard-on-ay". She says, "It's cardonay, you shunt."
Did the Australian series Kath and Kim screen in the UK?
I don't know. I've not heard of it.
It's about a mother (Kath) and daughter (Kim) who are not very well educated and living in a large and ghastly suburb on the edge of Melbourne. The sort of folk who reinforce many English prejudices about Australians. 
There's a wonderful episode where they go to the races and Kim gets as full as a London Tube carriage in peak hour and keeps demanding "card-on-nay". A helpful chap says to her, "It's shard-on-ay". She says, "It's cardonay, you shunt."
Loll. You bloody Aussies! 
I remember driving past the cricket ground at Edgbaston a while ago and seeing huge billboard posters all round Birmingham saying "Pro's v Cons" or something similar.
(04-29-2014, 01:27 AM)bubblerboy64_imp Wrote: Risk??? Life is full of it. Anyone who minimizes it is ignoring reality but good points are made. I ride a motorcycle some and I accept the risk perhaps foolishly (that's the real debate isn't it) but I over eat and don't exercise much and that's 100 times more likely to get me then the bike.
When people talk about motorcycles and risk I never minimize it and if they are non riders I don't even discuss it with them because they have no reference. I'd sooner try to teach my dog to do calculus. If they do ride I'd get into it with them.
There is no doubt when you are on the hospital bed as a result of the FOOLISH things you've done there will be regrets. BUT motorcycles is down the list a ways for many of us.
So be careful on the bike and be careful with your fork and glass and you guys that smoke? Well what's the point of even going there.
Simply stated we are not self preservationist personality types. Read up on self preservationists.
Ever watch the Isle of Man TT races. Now those guys are NUTS.
Yes, I knew an ex rider there, he's dead now. R.I.P Ian 'Gus' Scott. Legend.
That's excellent. Sport really brings out the brutal in people. I remember an America's Cup yacht race between Australia and New Zealand when the Australian boat broke in half and sank. Quickly. In the Australian newspaper next day there was a full page picture of the yacht sinking and a slogan saying "There's only one thing that goes down faster than a Steinlager". Steinlager's a kiwi beer and they were sponsoring the boat.
Call me unpatriotic, but I still chuckle when I remember that ad.
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I don't watch crash videos or watch plane crashes on that Mayday TV program. I don't need those images in my head. I love bikes and I love flying. I'm an adult; I know the risks, but life is full of risks. I do what I do and I do the best I can to reduce those risks. You can't tiptoe through life fearing everything that may be around the next corner. You educate yourself, use quality equipment and plan for the unseen as best you can. That's called "enjoying life."
In the meantime, I'm going to ride until the day comes when creaky old bones tell me I can't
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(04-29-2014, 09:43 AM)Cormanus_imp Wrote: (04-29-2014, 06:51 AM)Tortuga_imp Wrote: (04-28-2014, 10:19 AM)Cormanus_imp Wrote: (04-28-2014, 09:55 AM)Tortuga_imp Wrote: (04-27-2014, 12:43 PM)Cormanus_imp Wrote: (04-27-2014, 08:03 AM)Tortuga_imp Wrote: (04-24-2014, 06:52 AM)DAC_imp Wrote: Wendy must have used 10W-40. Shoulda known better.
(J/K. A very unsafe post - living in the now.)
Now that was funny!
(04-25-2014, 09:25 AM)Cormanus_imp Wrote: Good thread Tortuga. One of the reasons this is such a great forum is people's willingness to discuss these other issue.
As we get older the list of things that might kill or incapacitate us soon—vehicle accidents, disease, age, dementia, etc etc—gets longer or the moment gets closer or both. Seems to me it gets more important to try to do as many of the things that give you pleasure as possible even if that involves risk.
I choose not to watch the spills videos. Probably because ignorance is bliss and constant reminders of how vulnerable one is might lessen the pleasure. I wear safety gear, take the best care I can and try to become a better rider. I know I'm not as good as many others and always try to ride within my abilities.
I'm glad I got back into it. It is a great source of pleasure, risk or no risk.
By the way, Pterodactyl, I endorse your sentiments about the nanny state and latte, but there's nothing wrong with a fine Chardonnay. Nothing at all.
Although I prefer a nice chilled Pinot Grigio, I agree on the other points. Why worry your ever decreasing life away, when you can end it in one spectacular motorbike crash? make sure you get it on camera though, so the YouTubers can learn from it (or chuckle/gasp depending on mental state).
I think when you're young "death or glory" resonates with you, past 40 it's more "I'll just take the glory, if I may?"
(04-26-2014, 06:25 PM)Pterodactyl_imp Wrote: Cormanus, Sounds good to me. And my humble apologies to those members who like dressing gowns/slippers/sitcoms or even camomile tea and ride like hell on wheels.
Cheers 
Yeah, but no Chardonnay remember, you poofters! 
Did the Australian series Kath and Kim screen in the UK?
Did the Australian series Kath and Kim screen in the UK?
I don't know. I've not heard of it.
(04-27-2014, 12:35 PM)Red Mist_imp Wrote: (04-27-2014, 10:07 AM)Tortuga_imp Wrote: (04-27-2014, 09:58 AM)Red Mist_imp Wrote: I just realized that I have more fear of death or injury putting this bike on the centerstand than I do when riding it!
What centre stand ? 
What centre stand ? The one sitting in a storage box in my garage.
What centre stand ? The one sitting in a storage box in my garage.
I've heard they are pretty gnarly beasts to operate, so it's for the best you've removed 'The Widow Maker'.
Did the Australian series Kath and Kim screen in the UK?
I don't know. I've not heard of it.
It's about a mother (Kath) and daughter (Kim) who are not very well educated and living in a large and ghastly suburb on the edge of Melbourne. The sort of folk who reinforce many English prejudices about Australians. 
There's a wonderful episode where they go to the races and Kim gets as full as a London Tube carriage in peak hour and keeps demanding "card-on-nay". A helpful chap says to her, "It's shard-on-ay". She says, "It's cardonay, you shunt."
Did the Australian series Kath and Kim screen in the UK?
I don't know. I've not heard of it.
It's about a mother (Kath) and daughter (Kim) who are not very well educated and living in a large and ghastly suburb on the edge of Melbourne. The sort of folk who reinforce many English prejudices about Australians. 
There's a wonderful episode where they go to the races and Kim gets as full as a London Tube carriage in peak hour and keeps demanding "card-on-nay". A helpful chap says to her, "It's shard-on-ay". She says, "It's cardonay, you shunt."
Loll. You bloody Aussies! 
I remember driving past the cricket ground at Edgbaston a while ago and seeing huge billboard posters all round Birmingham saying "Pro's v Cons" or something similar.
(04-29-2014, 01:27 AM)bubblerboy64_imp Wrote: Risk??? Life is full of it. Anyone who minimizes it is ignoring reality but good points are made. I ride a motorcycle some and I accept the risk perhaps foolishly (that's the real debate isn't it) but I over eat and don't exercise much and that's 100 times more likely to get me then the bike.
When people talk about motorcycles and risk I never minimize it and if they are non riders I don't even discuss it with them because they have no reference. I'd sooner try to teach my dog to do calculus. If they do ride I'd get into it with them.
There is no doubt when you are on the hospital bed as a result of the FOOLISH things you've done there will be regrets. BUT motorcycles is down the list a ways for many of us.
So be careful on the bike and be careful with your fork and glass and you guys that smoke? Well what's the point of even going there.
Simply stated we are not self preservationist personality types. Read up on self preservationists.
Ever watch the Isle of Man TT races. Now those guys are NUTS.
Yes, I knew an ex rider there, he's dead now. R.I.P Ian 'Gus' Scott. Legend.
That's excellent. Sport really brings out the brutal in people. I remember an America's Cup yacht race between Australia and New Zealand when the Australian boat broke in half and sank. Quickly. In the Australian newspaper next day there was a full page picture of the yacht sinking and a slogan saying "There's only one thing that goes down faster than a Steinlager". Steinlager's a kiwi beer and they were sponsoring the boat.
Call me unpatriotic, but I still chuckle when I remember that ad.
That's excellent. Sport really brings out the brutal in people. I remember an America's Cup yacht race between Australia and New Zealand when the Australian boat broke in half and sank. Quickly. In the Australian newspaper next day there was a full page picture of the yacht sinking and a slogan saying "There's only one thing that goes down faster than a Steinlager". Steinlager's a kiwi beer and they were sponsoring the boat.
Call me unpatriotic, but I still chuckle when I remember that ad.
Like that In Zid humour. Their Prime Minister (the Honourable Mr "Piggy" Muldoon) was known to say that for every Kiwi that emigrated to Australia, the IQ of both countries went up. How can you not laugh :")
Cheers
Hey tortuga, are the Pros still in grief counselling?
Cheers
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(04-29-2014, 09:19 PM)Pterodactyl_imp Wrote: (04-29-2014, 09:43 AM)Cormanus_imp Wrote: (04-29-2014, 06:51 AM)Tortuga_imp Wrote: (04-28-2014, 10:19 AM)Cormanus_imp Wrote: (04-28-2014, 09:55 AM)Tortuga_imp Wrote: (04-27-2014, 12:43 PM)Cormanus_imp Wrote: (04-27-2014, 08:03 AM)Tortuga_imp Wrote: (04-24-2014, 06:52 AM)DAC_imp Wrote: Wendy must have used 10W-40. Shoulda known better.
(J/K. A very unsafe post - living in the now.)
Now that was funny!
(04-25-2014, 09:25 AM)Cormanus_imp Wrote: Good thread Tortuga. One of the reasons this is such a great forum is people's willingness to discuss these other issue.
As we get older the list of things that might kill or incapacitate us soon—vehicle accidents, disease, age, dementia, etc etc—gets longer or the moment gets closer or both. Seems to me it gets more important to try to do as many of the things that give you pleasure as possible even if that involves risk.
I choose not to watch the spills videos. Probably because ignorance is bliss and constant reminders of how vulnerable one is might lessen the pleasure. I wear safety gear, take the best care I can and try to become a better rider. I know I'm not as good as many others and always try to ride within my abilities.
I'm glad I got back into it. It is a great source of pleasure, risk or no risk.
By the way, Pterodactyl, I endorse your sentiments about the nanny state and latte, but there's nothing wrong with a fine Chardonnay. Nothing at all.
Although I prefer a nice chilled Pinot Grigio, I agree on the other points. Why worry your ever decreasing life away, when you can end it in one spectacular motorbike crash? make sure you get it on camera though, so the YouTubers can learn from it (or chuckle/gasp depending on mental state).
I think when you're young "death or glory" resonates with you, past 40 it's more "I'll just take the glory, if I may?"
(04-26-2014, 06:25 PM)Pterodactyl_imp Wrote: Cormanus, Sounds good to me. And my humble apologies to those members who like dressing gowns/slippers/sitcoms or even camomile tea and ride like hell on wheels.
Cheers 
Yeah, but no Chardonnay remember, you poofters! 
Did the Australian series Kath and Kim screen in the UK?
Did the Australian series Kath and Kim screen in the UK?
I don't know. I've not heard of it.
(04-27-2014, 12:35 PM)Red Mist_imp Wrote: (04-27-2014, 10:07 AM)Tortuga_imp Wrote: (04-27-2014, 09:58 AM)Red Mist_imp Wrote: I just realized that I have more fear of death or injury putting this bike on the centerstand than I do when riding it!
What centre stand ? 
What centre stand ? The one sitting in a storage box in my garage.
What centre stand ? The one sitting in a storage box in my garage.
I've heard they are pretty gnarly beasts to operate, so it's for the best you've removed 'The Widow Maker'.
Did the Australian series Kath and Kim screen in the UK?
I don't know. I've not heard of it.
It's about a mother (Kath) and daughter (Kim) who are not very well educated and living in a large and ghastly suburb on the edge of Melbourne. The sort of folk who reinforce many English prejudices about Australians. 
There's a wonderful episode where they go to the races and Kim gets as full as a London Tube carriage in peak hour and keeps demanding "card-on-nay". A helpful chap says to her, "It's shard-on-ay". She says, "It's cardonay, you shunt."
Did the Australian series Kath and Kim screen in the UK?
I don't know. I've not heard of it.
It's about a mother (Kath) and daughter (Kim) who are not very well educated and living in a large and ghastly suburb on the edge of Melbourne. The sort of folk who reinforce many English prejudices about Australians. 
There's a wonderful episode where they go to the races and Kim gets as full as a London Tube carriage in peak hour and keeps demanding "card-on-nay". A helpful chap says to her, "It's shard-on-ay". She says, "It's cardonay, you shunt."
Loll. You bloody Aussies! 
I remember driving past the cricket ground at Edgbaston a while ago and seeing huge billboard posters all round Birmingham saying "Pro's v Cons" or something similar.
(04-29-2014, 01:27 AM)bubblerboy64_imp Wrote: Risk??? Life is full of it. Anyone who minimizes it is ignoring reality but good points are made. I ride a motorcycle some and I accept the risk perhaps foolishly (that's the real debate isn't it) but I over eat and don't exercise much and that's 100 times more likely to get me then the bike.
When people talk about motorcycles and risk I never minimize it and if they are non riders I don't even discuss it with them because they have no reference. I'd sooner try to teach my dog to do calculus. If they do ride I'd get into it with them.
There is no doubt when you are on the hospital bed as a result of the FOOLISH things you've done there will be regrets. BUT motorcycles is down the list a ways for many of us.
So be careful on the bike and be careful with your fork and glass and you guys that smoke? Well what's the point of even going there.
Simply stated we are not self preservationist personality types. Read up on self preservationists.
Ever watch the Isle of Man TT races. Now those guys are NUTS.
Yes, I knew an ex rider there, he's dead now. R.I.P Ian 'Gus' Scott. Legend.
That's excellent. Sport really brings out the brutal in people. I remember an America's Cup yacht race between Australia and New Zealand when the Australian boat broke in half and sank. Quickly. In the Australian newspaper next day there was a full page picture of the yacht sinking and a slogan saying "There's only one thing that goes down faster than a Steinlager". Steinlager's a kiwi beer and they were sponsoring the boat.
Call me unpatriotic, but I still chuckle when I remember that ad.
That's excellent. Sport really brings out the brutal in people. I remember an America's Cup yacht race between Australia and New Zealand when the Australian boat broke in half and sank. Quickly. In the Australian newspaper next day there was a full page picture of the yacht sinking and a slogan saying "There's only one thing that goes down faster than a Steinlager". Steinlager's a kiwi beer and they were sponsoring the boat.
Call me unpatriotic, but I still chuckle when I remember that ad.
Like that In Zid humour. Their Prime Minister (the Honourable Mr "Piggy" Muldoon) was known to say that for every Kiwi that emigrated to Australia, the IQ of both countries went up. How can you not laugh :")
Cheers
Hey tortuga, are the Pros still in grief counselling?
Cheers
That's excellent. Sport really brings out the brutal in people. I remember an America's Cup yacht race between Australia and New Zealand when the Australian boat broke in half and sank. Quickly. In the Australian newspaper next day there was a full page picture of the yacht sinking and a slogan saying "There's only one thing that goes down faster than a Steinlager". Steinlager's a kiwi beer and they were sponsoring the boat.
Call me unpatriotic, but I still chuckle when I remember that ad.
Like that In Zid humour. Their Prime Minister (the Honourable Mr "Piggy" Muldoon) was known to say that for every Kiwi that emigrated to Australia, the IQ of both countries went up. How can you not laugh :")
Cheers
Hey tortuga, are the Pros still in grief counselling?
Cheers
Dunno mate, cricket's my dad's bag, not mine.
I since birth have found it to be the most un-engaging activity known to man....
(Dare I say on a par with baseball)
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Has to be better than golf
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(04-30-2014, 07:10 AM)The ferret_imp Wrote: Has to be better than golf 
Oh god yeah, how did I forget Golf??
As Robin Williams once said "golf is the only game where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad!"
Cretins, the lot of them!
(My father in law is a golfist)
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Or as Happy Gilmore said " if I dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own A**"
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(04-30-2014, 07:24 AM)The ferret_imp Wrote: Or as Happy Gilmore said " if I dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own A**"
Lol.
Over here they all drive Jaguars, Range Rovers or worst of all and definitely a 'Golfist's Chariot'..the nasty Lexus...
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Very interesting. Any one know people who ride and also play golf?
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I have been riding for 42 years and just recently had my first "major" get-off. I was lucky to be within 25 miles of the only Level One Trauma Center in Nevada. I spent a day and a half there getting taped to a board, then tested, probed and braced. (My friend and I had just spent most of a week in some of the most remote areas of the Southwest so it could have been a whole lot worse.)
Here's what I have concluded:
1) I am an ATGATT guy. I slid through the desert at 60 mph and had zero road rash. ATGATT kept me from getting hurt worse. The cop and EMTs were impressed with the lack of road rash.
2) Crashing is no fun...trust me. The older we get the more it hurts and the longer it takes to recover.
3) I recently read a set of statistics about fatalities by vehicle type. Motorcycles fatalities were 30 times more likely per mile traveled than automobiles. They were the highest category in deaths/mile.
4) I am going to continue to ride. I probably won't do cross-country or international bike trips any more, but I can't quit all together despite the facts in numbers 2 and 3 above.
I have told people for decades "If the risks of motorcycling scare you then maybe you shouldn't ride." It is up to each individual to determine the risk/reward ratio for them. I hope this helps.
Keep the rubber side down.
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