George Carlins 7 forbidden words

[the Ferret]

If you are old enough, you might remember comedian George Carlins bit on the. 7 words/ phrases that censors would always nail him on.

I've come up with a list of 7 words/ phrases that may have the same effect on motorcycle forums

Oil
Octane
Harley Davidson
Safety Gear
Torque wrenches
ABS
Loud exhausts