10-28-2014, 06:15 AM
(10-28-2014, 05:41 AM)The Spaceman_imp Wrote: If that doesn't get you laid, nothing will.
I put playing cards in my spokes...no help at all...
Mate, try using carefully cut up cigarette packets. Make sure the clothes pegs holding them in place are wooden.
Oh, and wear one of those hats with a propellor on the top.
You should be beating them off with a stick.

