Symmetry

[NightRider_imp]

I always thought God meant for motorcycles to have two pipes, one on each side. So, I went looking for a 2014 Deeelux, of course. But as fate would have it, I walked into the local Honda dealer and he had a 14 Black Edition sitting on the floor and so I decided to sit on her and naturally I mounted it on the left hand side, the normal side you mount bikes and horses and the like. I noticed there was no potentially hot pipe on that side and the light bulb went on.

I then realized this was the way God meant things to be, surely it is in Revelation cause that's what it was, there is no hot pipe on the side you and your girl get on and off the bike. The salesman also mentioned it was lighter with the one pipe and also pointed out how beautiful the black metallic paint was in the sunlight and so I kept some money and bought the Black Edition with her lighter pipe on the right, the correct side!

Sorry guys, symmetry might seem nice but having the hot pipe on the right side is just Right! You know, I'm sure I'm not the only one with the money to buy a delux but instead bought the same model that got all that attention carving up that New York road on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0YaVKfurQU So, all I can say friends with red bikes, you guys can either spend your time polishing that extra set of chrome pipes ... or you can ride the night.