04-19-2015, 12:54 AM
(04-18-2015, 04:54 PM)Pterodactyl_imp Wrote:(04-10-2015, 01:00 AM)The ferret_imp Wrote: hubris? Isn't that the pasty stuff made out of squashed chick peas?
(04-10-2015, 01:09 AM)EmptySea_imp Wrote: No no, Mickey. It's a cedar box in which you store cigars.
(04-10-2015, 07:02 AM)Papa Weeley_imp Wrote: Huh. I always thought it was something that was very funny.
Hubris? Could be good for a personalised plate but it is none of the above I'm afraid.
HUBRIS is, in fact, a fully synthetic Omni Grade Motorcycle Oil. It is especially formulated for the CB1100. It is, despite being synthetic, a fully natural, grass fed, cholesterol and gluten free product. It is approved by the UNHCMO*, the IPCC and the CIA. It is guaranteed to eradicate and/or prevent engine noises, rattling, sputtering and vibration, frame rot, suspension chatter, brake binding, steering oscillatiions and other common CB maladies. A drop or two applied to the ECM will remove all limiters and result in massive increases in power and torque. It also may be effacious in the prevention of high side, low side and other rider induced moments. It is rumoured that a certain very successful MotoGP racer uses HUBRIS. To obtain Dr Dactyl's HUBRIS oil please send to Dr Dactyl your credit card details by Email. Be quick, it is in very short supply.
Cheers
* the United Nations High Commission for Motorcycle Oils.
Hopefully this will put to rest any arguments as to the best oil for the CB1100 and to oil threads in general. I'm still laughing.