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It is a common misperception that the ferret captains this vessel when, in fact, the ferret is to Guth as Fletcher Christian is to Captain Bligh, as Starbuck is to Captain Ahab, as Smee is to Captain Hook, or, though deviating from the theme, most accurately, Patrick is to Sponge Bob.

Mutiny on the Bounty, Moby Dick, Peter Pan, Sponge Bob Square Pants... hmm, articulate literate, alliterative, literal parallels with divisive, elusive, deluded, illustrative thematic material! +1 MG! Sounds like you're on a roll; thanks for such great "roll play" among us!