11-28-2015, 04:02 PM
I just received the following surprisingly erudite PM from Guth's dogs:
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ear Mr Cormanus,
We know we can turn to you at this tricky time because our master (Guth) keeps mumbling about what a sh*t stirrer you are and how every time he thinks he's got his forum under control, you blurt out something and knock the whole place off the rails and anyway he's gone out for a ride on his big red CB1100 motorcycle to calm down and us dogs have taken the opportunity to check up on the forum like we do every time he goes to work or goes out for a ride and now we see it looks like he's threatened to shut down a thread if people keep talking about dogs and not CB1100s and what could be more important than dogs, I ask you?
Anyway, Guth thinks us dogs can't read, but we can and we read his forum and nice Mr Hefner's whenever he's at work or riding his CB1100 and we taught Siri on his funny tablet with pictures to bark and so now we can write but we're not very good at punctuation yet which means our sentences do go on a bit but it doesn't matter with you because so do yours and so we know you'll understand. Siri says we should put in a full stop just there so we did.
Guth has been a much better person since he bought his CB1100 and started this forum and we really want him to keep going with it because he gives us big bones to gnaw on when he's feeling guilty 'cause he's been staring at the screen and cursing you and that Terror Dactyl guy and that all turns to nothing when he gets going on the Ferret who seems to be his main target since that limey guy Tortuga cleared out; but anyway we haven't got long as he'll be back in a minute and we have to make it look like we weren't anywhere near the computer or the tablet so he doesn't figure that we can read and write and all that stuff that humans think they have a monopoly on.
So, Mr Cormanus, you do whatever you have to do to make Guth understand that has to be lots and lots and lots of talk about dogs and pictures of dogs on this here motorcycle forum and all you all have to do is call them CBDOGS and have and occasional CB1100 in a picture of a dog and it will be all be OK and if he doesn't agree we'll sneak out to the garage when he's not looking and gnaw his RLETs off.
Tell him, Mr Cormanus, tell ...
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ear Mr Cormanus,We know we can turn to you at this tricky time because our master (Guth) keeps mumbling about what a sh*t stirrer you are and how every time he thinks he's got his forum under control, you blurt out something and knock the whole place off the rails and anyway he's gone out for a ride on his big red CB1100 motorcycle to calm down and us dogs have taken the opportunity to check up on the forum like we do every time he goes to work or goes out for a ride and now we see it looks like he's threatened to shut down a thread if people keep talking about dogs and not CB1100s and what could be more important than dogs, I ask you?
Anyway, Guth thinks us dogs can't read, but we can and we read his forum and nice Mr Hefner's whenever he's at work or riding his CB1100 and we taught Siri on his funny tablet with pictures to bark and so now we can write but we're not very good at punctuation yet which means our sentences do go on a bit but it doesn't matter with you because so do yours and so we know you'll understand. Siri says we should put in a full stop just there so we did.
Guth has been a much better person since he bought his CB1100 and started this forum and we really want him to keep going with it because he gives us big bones to gnaw on when he's feeling guilty 'cause he's been staring at the screen and cursing you and that Terror Dactyl guy and that all turns to nothing when he gets going on the Ferret who seems to be his main target since that limey guy Tortuga cleared out; but anyway we haven't got long as he'll be back in a minute and we have to make it look like we weren't anywhere near the computer or the tablet so he doesn't figure that we can read and write and all that stuff that humans think they have a monopoly on.
So, Mr Cormanus, you do whatever you have to do to make Guth understand that has to be lots and lots and lots of talk about dogs and pictures of dogs on this here motorcycle forum and all you all have to do is call them CBDOGS and have and occasional CB1100 in a picture of a dog and it will be all be OK and if he doesn't agree we'll sneak out to the garage when he's not looking and gnaw his RLETs off.
Tell him, Mr Cormanus, tell ...