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Darwin Awards
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I squashed a squirrel today. He darted across the road and met his fate, and my Bridgestone, as I rode over him. Poor guy. Bad timing on his part.

Several miles later I caught up to a Porsche Boxster and followed him for a spell. Then it happened again -- a suicidal squirrel darted out from the shoulder and found himself under the Porsche's rear tire, getting himself flattened in a shriek of fur, blood, and bones.

And a few years ago, I found a dead bird lodged up inside the fairing of one of my other bikes. I didn't even know I hit him.

Best not to stop or swerve to avoid small road critters. Deer and moose, of course, are a different story. Last week, there was a three-car accident in Minnesota after a driver stopped on the interstate to allow a run of ducks to cross the freeway. He was rear-ended, and then another car plowed into them.
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Darwin Awards - by LongRanger_imp - 07-17-2016, 05:45 AM
RE: Darwin Awards - by jrns_imp - 07-17-2016, 05:57 AM
RE: Darwin Awards - by LongRanger_imp - 07-17-2016, 06:02 AM
RE: Darwin Awards - by Ulvetanna_imp - 07-17-2016, 08:28 AM
RE: Darwin Awards - by the Ferret - 07-17-2016, 08:58 AM
RE: Darwin Awards - by rickcb - 07-17-2016, 09:20 AM
RE: Darwin Awards - by Ulvetanna_imp - 07-17-2016, 11:01 AM
RE: Darwin Awards - by Flynrider_imp - 07-17-2016, 04:24 PM
RE: Darwin Awards - by Cormanus - 07-17-2016, 06:56 PM
RE: Darwin Awards - by quail_imp - 07-19-2016, 02:53 PM

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