What motorcycle would you buy next?

[The Gecko_imp]

Have been looking at many options before I committed to the CB1100. The simple truth is this:
- any fancy plastic fenders and spoilers don't cut it
- any wreathed exhaust pipes don't cut it
- any black engines with lot's of pipes, hoses, adapters, boxes and cables don't cut it
- any tires one could fit on the rear axle of a F150 don't cut it
- any ape hangers or snake slingers don't cut it
- any large and wide radiators under the tank don't cut it
- any motorcycle on stilts (for the desert ?) don't cut it
- any LED lights giving that thang the look of a Smilodon at night ... DON'T CUT IT
Forgive me for wasting your time, y'all did knew this before I started typing.