Ingrish translation

[Rocky_imp]

I've seen a few of those over the years and they always bring a smile.
English has to be one of the hardest languages for a foreigner to learn due to words that are spelled the same but have different meanings - depending on how it's used - and those words that are spoken the same but spelled differently and mean different things.
I like to think that I'm pretty good at the English language, but I do crossword puzzles and read a lot to stay current.
Even after 70 decades I'm often amazed at words I find for the first time.