04-08-2026, 02:52 PM
I'm here to help.
Need to bail out one of her family members to attend the wedding? Warning sign.
Can't send an invitation to one particular uncle because you don't know where he parked his van this week? Warning sign.
Need to lend out half of your closet to your future in-laws so they have something to wear to the wedding besides shorts and t-shirts? Warning sign.
Oh, and congratulations.
I remember popping the question to Mrs. G. Went to show her dad the ring earlier that day and to get his permission, which was already implied, but still nice. I rebuilt the brakes on his Cutlass and fixed their stove and plumbing, so how was he going to do better than me?
He had some formal questions before approving.
- Confirmation that I had a job
- Confirmation that I had never been to jail
- Confirmation that I didn't have kids or a second wife stashed somewher that he didn't know about.
Need to bail out one of her family members to attend the wedding? Warning sign.
Can't send an invitation to one particular uncle because you don't know where he parked his van this week? Warning sign.
Need to lend out half of your closet to your future in-laws so they have something to wear to the wedding besides shorts and t-shirts? Warning sign.
Oh, and congratulations.
I remember popping the question to Mrs. G. Went to show her dad the ring earlier that day and to get his permission, which was already implied, but still nice. I rebuilt the brakes on his Cutlass and fixed their stove and plumbing, so how was he going to do better than me?
He had some formal questions before approving.
- Confirmation that I had a job
- Confirmation that I had never been to jail
- Confirmation that I didn't have kids or a second wife stashed somewher that he didn't know about.
You know what? I actually would like a pickle.