Complicated solution to a simple problem

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Bikes running triple-digits are largely ignored around here, and the only thing that stops them are solid objects.

Televised car chases in California are a sporting event as you can imagine. I have only cheered for the guy running from the cops once, because he was driving a Fiesta ST like my car. That little car is fast and nimble! The only time I've seen a car get away from the helicopters. I imagine that car is wrapped a different color and sporting different plates these days.

And I don't suppose I cheered, but I did laugh uncontrollably when the news reported that Ian Ziering was attacked by a gang of mini-bikers on Taco scooters on Hollywood Boulevard on New Years Eve. While I detest violence in all of its forms, watching the star of Sharknado being beat up by a bunch of furries was entertaining to say the least.