Buy me some Crackerjack. I'm off to the ball game.

[the Ferret]

I was in the stands when Cinti Reds pitcher Tom Seaver pitched a no hitter. Went with the owner of the motorcycle shop I was working at. He had box seats. People were yelling and screaming and it was the most boring thing I had ever seen in my life.

My mom was a real Reds fan. I never understood it.

Maybe being from Cinti has something to do with it. Our teams always project championships pre season then fail miserably in the end. I have given up on the Bengals ever winning a Superbowl, or the Reds another World Championship.