04-01-2014, 02:35 AM
I walked down to Woolworth’s Department Store this morning and purchased my daily 5 cent newspaper, and 10 cent cup of coffee.
The front page headline was great news for all motorcycle lovers:
Harley-Davidson Motorcycles has purchased AMF bowling equipment!
Willie G Davidson was quoted as saying, “This is a great day for bowling enthusiasts. With H.D.’s ample financial capabilities, we have a 5-year plan to completely overhaul the bowling industry. Our first bold venture, a continuation of Harley-Davidson’s very successful “Rushmore Project,” is to develop a new, V-twin powered, partially liquid-cooled bowling ball. Genuine Harley-Davidson accessories will of course be offered for the bowling ball, including Bluetooth communications, and Bluetooth diagnostics of all bowling ball operating systems.” Retail prices will start at $19,999.”
The front page headline was great news for all motorcycle lovers:
Harley-Davidson Motorcycles has purchased AMF bowling equipment!
Willie G Davidson was quoted as saying, “This is a great day for bowling enthusiasts. With H.D.’s ample financial capabilities, we have a 5-year plan to completely overhaul the bowling industry. Our first bold venture, a continuation of Harley-Davidson’s very successful “Rushmore Project,” is to develop a new, V-twin powered, partially liquid-cooled bowling ball. Genuine Harley-Davidson accessories will of course be offered for the bowling ball, including Bluetooth communications, and Bluetooth diagnostics of all bowling ball operating systems.” Retail prices will start at $19,999.”