2017 Motorcycling Resolutions

[Cormanus]

You know popgun now that you mention it, I actually consulted with Santa about this. After he took a quick glance at some enormous list he was keeping he advised against it. Just before he rode off (yes, that's "rode off" not "flew away" as he only pulls out the reindeer on Christmas eve, the rest of the year Santa rides a Honda - this is why he dresses in red by the way) I heard him muttering something to the effect of "Jeez, you'd think owning the only known CB1100 Forum Secret Decoder Ring in existence would be enough for the guy...".

Which year and model? What mods has he made? Does it have RLETs?

Which year and model? What mods has he made? Does it have RLETs?
Well he's Santa, so pretty much any year and model that he wants. But I've heard rumors that in addition to all of his regular favorite rides, he's got a ton of Mini-Trails and GROMs at his place for some reason. Apparently it's got something to do with his on-site staff that are in charge of creating holiday farkles including Santa's signature red RLETs

Which year and model? What mods has he made? Does it have RLETs?
Well he's Santa, so pretty much any year and model that he wants. But I've heard rumors that in addition to all of his regular favorite rides, he's got a ton of Mini-Trails and GROMs at his place for some reason. Apparently it's got something to do with his on-site staff that are in charge of creating holiday farkles including Santa's signature red RLETs
This is getting more interesting by the post!

I guess, because you're the forum admin, you have a special relationship with Santa. The sort that's denied us mere mortals. But it makes me wonder whether he has a similar relationship with other forum admins. And, if he does, how do admins of other manufacturers' forums—Yamaha, BMW, Triumph, Kawasaki, etc—feel when the old codger turns up on a Honda?

Or does he simply turn up on the forum-appropriate bike to make us all think we're special?