When it rains, it pours

[Guth_imp]

It’s when they spy the ferret pulling up outside of the hotel office with his special “ferret edition iPad” mounted to his bars that they quickly make him out to be one of those “travel journalists” (which of course he is). It’s at that point that they quickly book him into the double-secret (none of the regular staff even knows about it) luxury penthouse suite (mainly hidden by the large rooftop A/C condenser units). So when everyone says their “goodnights” at the end of a long day, listen closely and you might hear the secret elevator running as the ferret is shuffled upward to the massaging jet jacuzzi that awaits him. And never mind that noise in the parking lot, that’s just the staff doting on his CB, tucking it in for the night after checking his fluid levels and the air pressure in his tires.


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