Avoiding Corona Virus

[Cormanus]

So, we sat at work today, wrestling with what to do... could we sneak one person into the office at a time, just to monitor phones and handle incoming/outgoing packages? We can't get sick if only one of us is here at a time, right? What if the people coming in parked down the street, so it wouldn't look like anyone was in the building...
"Hey, Chris, if you rode to work, you could hide your motorcycle inside the shop..."

A police helicopter made wide circles over our office neighborhood for a while. Probably just looking for someone, but we thought "Are they starting to watch what offices and shops have cars out front, and have people going in and out?"

"Why is that parking lot still full over there?"
"Those guys make medical devices. They're probably still able to stay open."
"Yeah, but what about those other guys over on the other side? They make vape pens. That's not vital, is it?"

Finally, we just figured it was best to follow the rules, send everyone home and wait it out. Just put the "Closed by State Order" sign on the door when I locked up. God Bless everyone...

Wrong.