Animals!

[pdedse]

I have hit multiple critters over the years. 2 kangaroos,a wombat,a couple of cats,a dog, rabbit and multiple birds. Once I had a green frog appear in the front of my fairing but he bailed before I had time to stop.
Here is a funny story.....
The Calif D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on on Calif hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"

Oh my, that made me laugh...you got me! And I was readin' it all serious like.

Ouch, Tezza
I thought maybe it was crownavirus.

Ben

Would have worked!!