The best pitch for lane splitting in California

[misterprofessionality]

I see this kind of thing and much worse all the time here in Charleston, and lanesplitting/filtering is expressly ILLEGAL here. Did I tell you about that time last year when I dodged a charcoal grill that had cartwheeled off of somebody's trailer in the middle of the highway? Did I tell you about that time there was a ladder in the middle of the road that fell off somebody's truck? How about the ratty old landscaping trailer that had a massive tire blowout not 10 feet away from me?

But no....I stay in my lane like a good law abiding citizen.