No Parking

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It's a Chemical Plant in South Texas. The sign business is getting out of hand, but ever since 9/11 the chemical industry security has been in high gear. We joke because the top of the fence has barbed wire, but it's angled to the inside, presumably to keep us employees from escaping. The No Parking is kind of a joke too. For years it was simply a yellow stripped box with no writing. It was informally a motorcycle parking area only, but then some dumb@$$ starting parking his car there. Blocking the gate and taking all the room for the bikes. There's usually 3 or 4 bikes there every day, so we got a little mad. Talked to safety dept and security, next thing you know there's a big NO PARKING banner there. They couldn't just find the one guy and talk to him. That would be too easy. So we waited a few weeks and then started parking our bikes there again. So far so good.

And yes, I do like the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.