Just Got 0ver a Bad Case of the Flu.

[Hiram E. Varona_imp]

Hiram, I'm glad you've recovered from the 'flu. Take heart: six days isn't bad in the modern world. The 'flu is induced by a virus and can linger for anything up to six weeks. Still, taking a ride on the CB is not such a bad way to reconnect with the pleasant things in life.

I was so excited at the idea that any place could be called 'Yeehaw Junction' that I googled it and found this:


Finally, forgive my ignorance, but what's a New York second? Do they measure time differently there?

Well, they say that anything occurring in the city of New York, occurs at a pace twice that of the normal universe. A "New York second" refers to something that only a New Yorker will respond, react, or ignore in less time as any other "normal" human could possibly respond to, or come up with. This, along with many other fallacies are the stuff that anyone living in that great city have come to accept as fact as to what is acquired by just living there.