Miss Piggy goes moto-crossing

[the Ferret]

I'm a lil guy. I won't pull into gravel parking lots or pull offs for the most part, much less roads that aren't paved. Heck I don't even like paved roads that don't have a painted centerline.

Riding on the goat paths you described would be inconcievable to me. There is not that much adventurer in me. Maybe on a CRF 250 Honda but certainly not on a CB 1100.