The Coronavirus Chronicles -Three Strikes You're Out

[Gone in 60]

Ferret, I tried to help my 80 year old mother by putting a list together of all of the stores she frequents that are offering senior hours. Of course, all of these stores' senior hours are right when they open, early in the morning.

She thanked me for my effort, but said that it was much too inconvenient for her to get up that early, and that the stores should be ashamed to make old people drive when it was still dark outside.

She said she'd shop whenever she bloody well pleased. She had just purchased a Costco-sized package of toilet paper before all of this began, and told me she'd be fine.