03-17-2020, 06:06 AM
(03-17-2020, 04:57 AM)GoldOxide_imp Wrote: "Officer, I, um, ..., ..., don't know really what to say."
Oh my, laughing helps! I think I'd say something like--(and this needs to be said as fast as you can in one breath)
"ya see, officer, the guys on a particular forum got me to thinking that my speedo was all cluttered and so I thought to myself, I need to modify that so that I don't get distracted by the cluttered numbers, you know, so that I would keep track of my speed better and insure that I wouldn't be a menace to other drivers, well, wouldn't you know it, this pekinkduck dude on the forums had this nice cut-out to place over the face of speedo panel, but it wasn't quite the right size, and as I attemped to adjust said cutout, my hand slipped a bit, the spray paint got all out of control and then naturally I ended up covering both the km/h AND the mph and so no, officer, I can't really say with any certainty how fast I really was going, just that I know I was attempting to flow with the---I'm sorry, what's that officer?...."
I SAID YOU CAN GO NOW!!