Jeez, you are such a redneck.

[Gone in 60]

...Is the comment my wife just made. She's sitting at her desk in our guest room, turned Covid19 Telemedicine Bunker.

She just got off of a call with a patient, and looking out the window commented "Huh, the neighbors across the street are getting new carpet."

Me: "Awesome, I hope they leave a nice new remnant piece in the dumpster that I can use to lay on for chain lubing and oil changes!"

Gotta keep your priorities straight!