08-28-2020, 07:08 AM
A humor section, love it! I saw this in some bike magazine years ago:
A man and a woman are sitting on a couch in a living room. The man is gazing into the distance. The woman has a thought balloon: "Charlie is so distant and distracted lately." They are out to dinner in a nice place. He is again staring into the distance, and her thought is "He hasn't said two words to me in days! I'm sure he is having an affair!" That night in bed, he is still doing the thousand yard stare, while she is laying there, crying silently, thinking "He's going to leave me soon. What will I do?"
A thought balloon comes from his head: "Bike won't start...Can't figure it out!"
A man and a woman are sitting on a couch in a living room. The man is gazing into the distance. The woman has a thought balloon: "Charlie is so distant and distracted lately." They are out to dinner in a nice place. He is again staring into the distance, and her thought is "He hasn't said two words to me in days! I'm sure he is having an affair!" That night in bed, he is still doing the thousand yard stare, while she is laying there, crying silently, thinking "He's going to leave me soon. What will I do?"
A thought balloon comes from his head: "Bike won't start...Can't figure it out!"