Bikes you have been disappointed in

[Capo]

By far, the greatest disappointment I've owned was the Moto Guzzi Griso. I felt like I married a supermodel who turned out to be a crack cuss. Lured in by all the talk about 'character' and the beauty of the matte green livery. Horrified by the agricultural running gear, clouds of acrid smoke from the electrics, and a dealer experience second to every other dealer experience.

I still look at the centerfold pictures of my ex. But I know, man, I know...