What dirt bikes do you ride?

[misterprofessionality]

part of me wishes there was some way I could get any use out of a dirt bike. I always think they look like a lot of fun. I've got basically no way to use one though. no public dirt tracks/roads near me and i don't have any kind of vehicle capable of hauling a dirt bike away to a location where there would be dirt roads. There's something ultra appealing about a super light motorcycle.