It's gotta be the bike :-)

[Inhouse Bob]

I hadn't seen the previous version by Kirsty MacColl that Tracy Ullman covered a year later.

This one looks like the '60s, ferret!

Kirsty wrote it and had the first hit. She and Tracey Ullman were great friends and if you watch/listen to the two videos, they are very similar, with Kirsty singing backup on Tracey's version. I only posted Tracey's version because the motorcycle got more airtime
Something that I find interesting is the two have very different takes on the videos' conclusions. Maybe us nerds do have a chance after all!