What is going on?

[Cormanus]

With thanks to kennyw for the photo, and to 3rdbike for the idea, I invite members to examine the photograph and tell us in as few or as many words as they the back story to the photo. There are no rules really, except that the truth will not necessarily be welcome. Yes. I'm talking to you kennyw.

[noroomtomove]

Procrastination midway through an oil change has commenced due to the recollection of the superior lubricating qualities of Dactyl Corporation Hubris omnigrade motorcycle oil.
Years ago the owners of the ute were torn on a warm summers day between going to the Pub for a cold schooner of VB or a visit to the botanic gardens to watch an oak tree grow. The delay in decision that needed to be made in this instance resulted in a terminal case of procrastination.

Procrastination.

[jimgl3_imp]

simply had to go to the bathroom. it's part of old age.

[baxtercat_imp]

didn't remove the oil fill cap, resulting in a VERY SLOW drain.

[jtopiso_imp]

Most people use a closet to hide those.

[redbirds_imp]

Remembered that he promised the wife the lawn would be mowed by the time she was home from work.

[Roper_imp]

"Dagnabbit! There's sumpin up in there. I can hear it clickin around. Ima gonna flushem out, even if I hafta use a whole baftub of oil!"

[Inhouse Bob]

didn't remove the oil fill cap, resulting in a VERY SLOW drain.

For the win.

[jtopiso_imp]

"we'll wait in the truck while you solve that iddle speed issue", they said

[kennyw]

They just stopped in to comment on how nicely restored my bike was. They had a CB back in the day and loved it.