Quotable Quotes

[Frulk_imp]

Kill something each and every day,
No matter how small or insignificant.
If for no other reason than to maintain proficiency.

[Bheezy27403_imp]

"I went to brush something off my cheek and it was the floor" Raymond Chandler

and

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotomy" Randy Hanzlick(?)

[the Ferret]

"Used oil in containers and a stack of worn tires is like looking at a pile of memories that you can't get anywhere else...priceless!"

2016 Haystack on meeting yearly riding goals

[Stichill_imp]

"Somebody put orange juice in my orange juice!" -- W.C. Fields, when somebody spiked his "orange juice" on set with actual orange juice.
“Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”

― H.L. Mencken
"Where's the entrance to the exit? It oughta be illegal to have an exit that ya can't go into." - Popeye

[LongRanger_imp]

Popeye. Love it!

My favorite is, "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." -- Wimpy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30knrJBeyr0

[Stichill_imp]

Wimpy! I remember another one from him when he said, "I'll gladly give you two hamburgers tomorrow, if you'll give me one hamburger today." There was an early cartoon where a duck appeared. Wimpy produced a hand meat grinder and followed the duck saying, "Luncheon!"