Found this click bait and had to check it out:
Original Reference:
[url=https://foreignpolicyi.org/16-classic-motorcycles-that-dont-worth-much-today/]16 Classic Motorcycles That Don’t Worth Much Today
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They may have low-balled a few of those to prove a point. Especially if we are talking very good condition.
16 Classic Motorcycles That Don’t Worth Much Today
Is it just too much to expect proper grammar, at least in the title of an article?
How about:
16 Classic Motorcycles That Aren’t Worth Much Today
16 Classic Motorcycles That Ain’t Worth Much Today
16 Classic Motorcycles That Ain't Got No Worth Much Today
16 Classic Motorcycles That Don’t Be Worth Much Today
16 Classic Motorcycles That Don’t Have Much Worth Much Today
16 Classic Motorcycles That, Like This Article, Aren’t Worth Much Today
Number 6 of your options pretty much nails it, pekingduck.
I assumed it was a translated article as the first paragraph is choppy too.
Pretty bikes. Stupid article.
Grammar was indeed a weakness of the article.
Some of the bikes were nice to see, even though the CB got knocked pretty hard.